06/18/2026
Why waste precious hours on the pursuit of the unknown. Just seek the familiar.
For years we have preached the delights of lightly skunked, corn-driven lager. Many have scoffed. Refusing to accept the truth. So for our 13th Anniversary, we sought to prove them wrong.
One of Us Will Have to Bury the Other: Embalmed Edition. A Foudre-Aged Mexican-Style Lager. Packaged in amber bottles just this once. So that you can finally see the light. And accept that it’s better when it’s present. Drink it straight from the bottle to preserve embalmment. Always add a lime.
This one will be available & this Friday, 6/19 at open. It’ll reach both & next Wednesday, 6/24. Very limited 4-packs available, so it’s in-person only.
Let us know once you’ve reached enlightenment.