10/28/2025
Spooky, Spicy and at The Hop Ice Cream near you!
🎃 The Spooktacular Flavors Have Arrived! 🎃
Eeeeehehehe, my giddy goblins and sugar-starved sprites, I have burst forth from the freezer fog with news so sweet it might raise the dead! Today the Spooktacular Ice Cream Flavors have materialized at ALL locations of The Hop!
Behold the unholy brood of frozen wonders unleashed from The Cursed Creamery:
👁️ Monster Matcha – a bewitching swirl of Matcha N**e matcha and Lee's One Fortune Farm purple sweet potato, brewed in the cauldron of chaos.
🌱 Vegan Monster Matcha – for those who’ve sworn off the flesh but not the fright.
💎 Shattered Glass – crème brûlée splintered with sugar shards sharp enough to pierce the veil itself.
🦄 Boo-nicorn P**p – the darkened remains of our once-sparkly unicorn, now reborn in eerie charcoal and candy carnage.
🔥 Fear the Reaper – a devilish chocolate forged in the heat of the underworld itself with the help of Firewalker Hot Sauce.
Each scoop sings with ghostly rapture, each cone trumpets a horrendous harmony, and I - I tremble down to my last dusty vertebra with delight!
So creep, crawl, or glide to The Haunted Hop Ice Cream, my delicious deviants, and feast upon these confections conjured from the crypt before the moon wanes and they fade to myth…
For the crazed among you, worry not… more devilry is brewing just beyond the fog.
Eeeeeeeheheheheheheeeee!
– Gregory the Ghastly
