10/12/2026
🍓 MEET THE STAFF MONDAY: BRADY
Meet Brady — fisherman, professional talker, DDF food coordinator and, according to Brady, an “academic weapon.”😂His friends would describe him as loud and talkative.
Brady added “handsome young man.”
We did not ask Brady to describe Brady, but here we are. 🤦♀️
Something people are surprised to learn about him?
“I’m literate.”
Something he’s weirdly good at?
“Breathing.”
Excellent. Moving right along. 😂
Like a few others around here, Brady found his way into the glamorous world of frozen w**e through good old-fashioned nepotism—or, as he puts it:
“I got nepotismed into it by my mother.” (Brenna is his mom, too!)
His expectations for DDF?
“I thought it was gonna be awesome. It’s awesome.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Employee review. No notes.
At events, Brady can be found hauling coolers, crowd control, and performing perhaps his most important role:
Finding food for the staff. 🍔
Every successful organization needs a Brady.
His most chaotic event? Showercap.
The one he'd work again? Parents Weekend.
Best people-watching? Any frat event where DDF is serving. 👀
Favorite Athens meal? Pupusas at Tlaloc.
And the strangest thing he’s witnessed?
A hamster. At a fraternity party. 🐹
Athens, never change. 😂
We also asked what customers would be surprised to learn happens behind the scenes at DDF.
According to Brady, w**e trolls secretly make all the frosé at the shop and Kem doesn’t pay them.
Our legal department has advised us not to comment. 👀
His DDF personality?
🍓 Strawberry — “sweet as hell.”
Again, self-reported. 😂
Dream flavor? Mango. 🥭
How many bottles can he carry at once?
“A cooler full.”
Why give us a number when you can give us confidence?
And finally...
You know it’s going to be a long DDF shift when:
“Kem isn’t there.”
Most-heard phrase at DDF?
“WHY ARE ALL THE CARD READERS DEAD?!” 🔋
I feel simultaneously attacked and appreciated. 😂
So that's Brady: loud, surprisingly literate, excellent at breathing, always ready to fish, and making sure nobody at DDF works hungry.
We got nepotismed into having him around, too—and we're pretty happy about it. 🍓❤️
