The Cryptid Cannery

11/19/2025

So excited to come back into my favorite goblin-y fold! Winter Underland will be The Cryptid Cannery's final event of 2025 so come on out and see us! Shop small and local this HELLIDAY season! If you just can't make it, remember to check out our website. We will SPREAD THE WEIRD all the way to your front door! TASTE THE TERROR with us! 🖤

04/11/2025

Our new backdrop is Poly-approved. 🖤

04/10/2025

The newest addition to our Cryptid Cannery Merch line, sublimated in house. 🖤 Jackalope, Antlers of Doom!

03/25/2025

Hey there FIENDS! Just a wee reminder that if you want to support small, women-owned businesses as we navigate the madness that is our world right now, please consider supporting THE CRYPTID CANNERY! There are so many wonderful perks to joining the FIENDS CLUB, including fun cryptid goodies sent straight to your door! AND you get a special membership card that has your life-time 10% off code for purchases online (www.thecryptidcannery.com) and at all of our in-person events!

SPREAD THE WEIRD with us today!

TASTE THE TERROR with The Cryptid Cannery!

03/03/2025

Hey there FIENDS! The Cryptid Cannery FIENDS CLUB membership cards are ALIVE! Join today and get your lifetime discount on all The Cryptid Cannery goodness!

Join today at: ko-fi.com/thecryptidcannery

To all who have already joined, expect your membership card and maybe even some extra goodies to head your way soon!

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02/26/2025

Taste the Terror with The Cryptid Cannery this March! We've got a killer line-up of events coming up and we can't wait to Spread the Weird with you, starting with Marietta The Gathering - The Third Act this Saturday!

02/22/2025

Did you know that becoming a member of The Cryptid Cannery's FIENDS CLUB has its perks? You'll receive a membership card in the mail that you can show at our in-person events and can use online for an exclusive lifetime discount of 10% off your entire order AND MORE!

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02/22/2025

Want to support small businesses who fully support DEI initiatives? Need a jam fix or love giving jam as gifts? Want killer discounts and early access? Then consider supporting The Cryptid Cannery via KO-FI! [link below]

To those who have already slung their support our way and joined our FIENDS CLUB, expect some tasty goodies in your mailbox in the near future! We couldn't do this without the support of our awesome fiends!

All hail the Cryptid goodness!



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02/14/2025

If you're like us, you have Goat Sucker Fever! Happy Valentine's Day to all you FIENDS OF THE CRYPTID CANNERY!

Art: JELLYKOE

11/11/2024

The Cryptid Cannery baking mixes have spawned and are ready to pair with our terrifyingly tasty jams! Pictured are our Blueberry Lemon Scones, right out of the oven, and drizzled with a lemon glaze.

06/29/2024

Hey there gaming and Cryptid Cannery FIENDS! Use discount code "CRYPTID" for a $5 discount on a weekend pass to the Southern-Fried Gaming Expo 2024! Hope to see your killer faces there!

06/12/2024

Hey FIENDS! Join the FIENDS OF THE CRYPTID CANNERY FB group for all thing The Cryptid Cannery, including discount codes, event info and more. And if you want to be added to our newsletter/mailing list you can sign up at our website: www.thecryptidcannery.com