Bijan Mustardson

Bijan Mustardson The gourmet dijon mustard of football running back Bijan Robinson. It’s like a touchdown in your mouth! Available now.

06/25/2026

Tomorrow is the last day to get 20% off all three flavors of Bijan Mustardson. Only available on Amazon for amazonprime day! Hurry before the amazingly delicious deals fade awaaaaa….

Every day, innocent condiments are confiscated at airport security. That’s why I created The Mustard Smuggler. A TSA-app...
06/24/2026

Every day, innocent condiments are confiscated at airport security. That’s why I created The Mustard Smuggler. A TSA-approved container designed to help mustard lovers enjoy their favorite condiment anywhere they go. Could you fill it with ranch? Technically, yes. But Ranch Smuggler doesn’t have as nice of a ring to it.

Get yours at bijanmustardson.com.

06/23/2026

All three flavors of Bijan Mustardson are available for amazonprime day! That’s 20% off Yellow, Honey, and Dijon Mustard! Don’t miss out on these great deals from 6/23 to 6/26! Order your favorite mustard on Amazon now and I’ll make all your dreams come true. Just the mustard ones though. I’m assuming you dream about mustard too, right? What else is there to possibly dream about, other than touchdowns, mozzarella sticks, and scoring touchdowns while eating mozzarella sticks.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!As a special gift, I created this coupon book for fathers everywhere. Here’...
06/21/2026

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!
As a special gift, I created this coupon book for fathers everywhere.

Here’s how to use it.

Step 1: Hand coupon book to children.

Step 2: Children complete coupon activities.

Step 3: There is no Step 3. If you find yourself doing work at Step 3 something has gone wrong. Please return to Step 1.

Happy Father’s Day!

06/19/2026

After extensive testing, we discovered that hitting a rotisserie chicken with a golf club turns said rotisserie chicken into approximately 4,000 smaller rotisserie chickens. Who knew? Not us.

Here are some outtakes of Brooks Simmons in the studio.

06/18/2026

Everyone knows Bijan Mustardson is the condiment of champions. That’s why we got Brooks Simmons , one of
those aforementioned champions of Texas Men’s Golf , to star in this promotional video. Thank you, Brooks for speaking so highly of my mustard and hitting my cooked poultry with such delicious ferocity. Keep on championing things.

06/17/2026

Need a last minute, deliciously thoughtful gift for dad? To save you some time, I prepared a helpful list: a bottle of Bijan Mustardson, probably another bottle of Bijan Mustardson, and finally, a third bottle of Bijan Mustardson. Order now on Amazon to get it by Father’s Day! 🥪

06/17/2026

More Tastebud Championships tomorrow. Texas Men’s Golf

06/08/2026

There’s so many delicious food combinations out there that sometimes I just can’t decide what to eat. So I created the first ever Bijan Mustardson meal builder. Hopefully, it helps you as much as it helped me decide to eat this steak and cheese sandwich on a buttery pretzel bun! Just be warned, it might pop out some questionable combinations…it’s still in development.

06/06/2026

You know what they say, teamwork makes the dream work. And sometimes that dream involves a delicious hoagie in a softball mitt. Here are some outtakes of and .henry__ in the studio.

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