Bijan Mustardson

Bijan Mustardson The gourmet dijon mustard of football running back Bijan Robinson. It’s like a touchdown in your mouth! Available now.

09/19/2026

Scientists say there’s a 0.0001% chance that putting a bun on top of a bottle of Bijan Mustardson turns it into the Bijan Burger. For the other 99.9999% chance that this does not happen, you can find the Bijan Burger at all Mighty Fine Burgers locations!

Come try the Honey Mustard & Basil Bijan Wings at Tony C’s Pizza & Beer Garden . I’m currently far away practicing for m...
09/16/2026

Come try the Honey Mustard & Basil Bijan Wings at Tony C’s Pizza & Beer Garden . I’m currently far away practicing for my next football game, so I asked if they could ship me some in the mail. I even paid extra for the self-heating bubble wrap to make sure it stays nice and golden brown. In the meantime, I’ll just stare at this photo.

09/13/2026

In every universe, I run the football, score touchdowns, and love mustard. Except for that one universe where I like ketchup. That’s not a very good universe. The rest are pretty good, but this one is looking especially good because it’s game day. Time to add another touchdown to the timeline.

Want to win a 1-of-1 autographed Bijan touchdown tee? First person to share this post to stories every time Bijan scores...
09/13/2026

Want to win a 1-of-1 autographed Bijan touchdown tee? First person to share this post to stories every time Bijan scores wins!

I just looked up what a buckeye is and apparently it’s a nut? You can’t even make buckeye butter out of it. What’s the p...
09/12/2026

I just looked up what a buckeye is and apparently it’s a nut? You can’t even make buckeye butter out of it. What’s the point? Peanuts remain the superior nut. Hook ’em.🤘

09/11/2026

Football season has officially started and I’m looking forward to another great season of touchdowns. Regular football field touchdowns, mouth touchdowns, and whatever other types of touchdowns exist that I haven’t thought of yet. I’m sure there are more. There are always more.

The Bijan Burger is back at Mighty Fine Burgers . I wasn’t sure everyone would know the Bijan Burger was a collab betwee...
09/07/2026

The Bijan Burger is back at Mighty Fine Burgers . I wasn’t sure everyone would know the Bijan Burger was a collab between Bijan Mustardson and Mighty Fine Burgers. So I made this really cool poster with my face on it and the words “Bijan Burger” in large text. Hopefully that clears things up.

Get your tastebuds ready for something…delicious 🍔9/7
09/06/2026

Get your tastebuds ready for something…delicious 🍔9/7

I saw a lot of very creative fantasy team names involving me last year, so this year I decided to make some avatar pics ...
09/02/2026

I saw a lot of very creative fantasy team names involving me last year, so this year I decided to make some avatar pics to go with them. They’re free to download at BijanMustardson.com! Just pick your favorite and put it in that little circle at the top of your roster. You can also use all five if you want, just probably not at the same time. Unless you have five different fantasy teams. Which is what I’m doing this year because I can’t decide which avatar pic of myself I like the most.

To kick off the season, we’re giving away three very special T-shirts. I say very special because it has my signature on...
08/25/2026

To kick off the season, we’re giving away three very special T-shirts. I say very special because it has my signature on it. And my face. And my mustard logo. And my catch phrase. And a very long paragraph on the back that I wrote. And it’s stylish. What more could you ask for in a T-shirt?

Three winners will be selected every Thursday until kick off on 9/10. How to enter:
🌭 Like and follow Bijan Mustardson
🌭 Share this post to your stories
🌭 Tag a friend who loves mustard merch below
(more tags = more entries)
🏆 Winners announced on 8/27, 9/3, and 9/10

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