Hampy

Hampy Creating the best beverage you've never had. Sparkle Tea The result? A tantalizing sparkle in an 8.4oz can that’s perfect for any occasion!

Hampy Sparkle Tea is an innovative beverage that brings together the classic flavors of tea, the natural sweetness of coconut palm sugar, and the effervescence you love. Crafted using simple ingredients—tea, sugar, and water—this delightful non-alcoholic drink undergoes a fermentation process that enhances its refreshing taste. Hampy offers the everyday luxury of a perfectly paired beverage. We ar

e committed to keeping our drinks affordable enough to enjoy with your daily lunch, transforming a simple midday meal into a moment of culinary refinement.

"What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?" Alice mused, wilting upon a steel bench. The city hummed ...
08/10/2026

"What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?" Alice mused, wilting upon a steel bench. The city hummed a gray tune while a crushed can of Hampy Sparkle Tea lay discarded—
a silver promise in a leaden world.

To all of the Fathers, keep up the good work! It's not easy!
06/21/2026

To all of the Fathers, keep up the good work! It's not easy!

Happy Memorial Day to everyone, but especially the tea drinkers on Bainbridge Island today!
05/25/2026

Happy Memorial Day to everyone, but especially the tea drinkers on Bainbridge Island today!

I was today years old when I realized my productivity was being throttle-limited by my choice of refreshment. The Hampy ...
05/22/2026

I was today years old when I realized my productivity was being throttle-limited by my choice of refreshment. The Hampy White Diamond is almost here, and it looks like a steam-powered masterpiece from my wildest 'crying in JavaScript' dreams. It’s for the devs, the DevOps, and everyone else who knows the struggle of a Friday afternoon push with zero documentation. Let's get these gears turning—ideally without the Jira tickets.

Mom’s internal clockwork has 99.999% uptime, while I’m out here crashing on a Hello World script. She’s the ultimate hig...
05/10/2026

Mom’s internal clockwork has 99.999% uptime, while I’m out here crashing on a Hello World script. She’s the ultimate high-availability cluster in a world of glitchy legacy code. Raising us was an over-engineered steampunk masterpiece. Fueling the biological machine with Sparkle Tea today. ⚙️🫖

We are getting ready to launch soon! And I'm learning to drive a forklift!
05/01/2026

We are getting ready to launch soon! And I'm learning to drive a forklift!

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9419 Coppertop Loop NE, Suite 101
Bainbridge Island, WA
98110

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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