Lauren Cooks Stuff

09/07/2024

“Viv why are you rubbing chic-fi-la sauce on your neck?”

“I’m just itchy.”

“That’s not lotion, it’s food.”

“Oh yeah ne’rmine” continues to rub it in.
🥴

Brief silence

Starts singing “Happy Birthday” at the top of her lungs.

🤪😅

08/31/2024

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06/23/2024

ISO: Washer, dryer, lawnmower and weedeater.

05/14/2024

Well I do believe this is a daily record.
9. 9!!!
🤮
The other day I took a door hanger back out to the guys sitting in their vehicle.
Make it stop!!

04/01/2024

Viv: “mom I need cimanim toast.”
Me:” ok baby, do you want big triangles or small triangles?”
Viv: “no I nock baby I sissy.”
Me “ok Sissy, small or big triangles?”
Viv: “small triangle balls”
Me: 😳
Y’all wish me luck.

10/05/2023

Double crust chicken pot pie and shaved Brussels salad.

04/15/2023

If you pipe rainbow leopard spots on 3 dozen sugar cookies, and each cookie has twelve spots and each spot takes one colored dot and two black marks, how many marks are you making?

01/30/2023

Don’t be intimidated by fancy. Creme brûlée is so simple and comes together quickly. You don’t even need a torch.

11/28/2022

Ham and onions in a maple sriracha glaze with dijon & mozz, cream cheese and cranberry sauce, on buttered pull apart bread.

11/21/2022

The last of the pumpkin cheese cakes are going in the oven and I’m just now realizing I forgot to butter the sides of the pan. 🙄
🕺🏻🦃🎄

11/21/2022

11/19/2022

Today is the last day to order!!