12/18/2017
RumBall Letter 2017
RumBall Central 2017ish
2017 was another landmark year for RumBalls. The Queen’s Balls (70% less sugar and gluten free) seem to be taking over the field. I truly guess this is a year for emerging women.
This was also the year of the virtual RumBall. Master Glen created apps and sticker packs for your Texts of our beloved confection. Check it out here:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lawless-rum-balls/id1188191838?mt=8
It all seemed pretty innocent until Glen discovered a run on RumBall Sticker packs by the Chinese marketplace. So what does this all mean? Time will tell. What our RumBall Officianados need to know is you are NOT alone. There are many others, across the ocean, who are honoring the noble RumBall.
We’ve only had one new RumBall odd experience, this year. We call it “The case of the missing RumBall delivery.” A friend of ours, who is in complete denial that s/he received last year’s delivery of her RumBalls, still insists they were never received. She is a true officianado and felt quite at a loss without her yearly delight. One of our team insists they were hand delivered. Not one to take sides, I’ve decided that both are right. A tin was delivered, and a tin disappeared, never to be seen again. It’s simply one of life’s RumBall Mysteries. There was some discussion of requiring RumBall recipients to sign a receipt for their deliveries, but cast off as “too much work.” when all it takes is a replacement tin of RumBall delights.
Finally I recently read about a 106 year old fruitcake being found frozen in the Antartica. It occurred to me that a RumBall would probably hold up to long term freezing. Starting this year I’m beginning the RumBall time capsule experiment. The longest I’ve frozen a RumBall and eaten it with a smile is a year. Let’s see how long they hold up.
We continue to ponder our proposed book, “Happiness and Joy through Mindful RumBall Rolling.” Yes, the research continues, one morning is a RumBall breakfast, and the other is meditation and tea. There is still no consensus on which creates more well-being, but our intrepid researchers carry on and we of course hope our RumBall Aficionados will give us some input.
Happy Holidays and a Blessed New Year !
Your RumBall Queen & Princess
PS - If this is your first RumBall experience, please read the RumBall Information Sheet before eating a RumBall, and read it again if you break out in a rash.
PSS - Remember to visit our page and like us. We are also open to the wonderful things you have to say about this year’s RumBalls. Send complaints to someone we don’t know.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lawless-Rumballs/445557358879170
PSSS - We have been told there is a treatment program for RumBallaholics in the state of Washington. If this is an issue for you, first we congratulate you on your wise choice of addictions and support you in your decision to change. Please let us know of your progress and know that we can help by charging outrageous amounts of money for RumBall refills.
