04/24/2026
Piglets are basically tiny Houdinis.
I swear they can find a gap the size of a teaspoon and suddenly… we’ve got a jailbreak.
So today?
We weren’t farmers.
We were full-time piglet chasers + part-time “Bob the Builder but make it chaos.”
Boards. Buckets. Random panels. Questionable engineering choices.
If it could plug a hole, it made the team.
And honestly… sometimes things are falling apart a little.
Because when you’ve got 600–800 lb animals that can casually redecorate your entire setup… you stop trying to control everything and start learning how to adapt.
Also, quick warning to anyone new to pigs:
If you even LOOK at a piglet wrong, it will scream like you’ve committed a crime.
The most dramatic, heart-dropping squeal you’ve ever heard.
And then mama comes running like,
“WHO touched my baby 👀”
Meanwhile we’re just standing there like,
“Ma’am… he tripped over his own feet.”
So here’s our very professional, highly sophisticated attempt at plugging every possible escape route…
Because if babies get out → mama gets mad
and if mama gets mad → we all have a long day 😅
Moral of the story:
You can have the nicest panels, the best setup, all the right equipment…
…but when an 800 lb boar decides he wants to go visit his girlfriend,
that’s between him and God.
