Mady’s Mad Jams

01/03/2026

Mady Feuerstein

01/03/2026

Bane N Blue Mini Muffs

01/03/2026

I’d be a fu***ng TITAN in Asia.

01/03/2026

Wow! 🤯

It’s time to put on your big boy pants and take some accountability.

Banks didn’t sneak overdraft fees into your account at 2 a.m.
They didn’t change the rules mid-transaction.
They didn’t steal anything.

You signed the agreement.
You opened the account.
You spent more money than you had.

Overdraft fees exist because balances go negative.
That’s not a moral failing by the bank.
That’s a math problem by the customer.

Calling it predatory doesn’t change the contract.
Calling it unfair doesn’t void the terms.
Calling it theft doesn’t make it true.

If you don’t like overdraft fees, then maybe you're not mature enough to have a checking account.

May want to go back to your piggy bank.

01/01/2026

12/28/2025

For the first time, MIT scientists managed to observe what happens at the exact instant a human life begins. We’re not talking about minutes later, or hours: we’re talking about the precise second in which the egg is fertilized.
What they saw was unexpected. Right after fertilization, biochemical waves travel across the egg as if someone had pressed an invisible switch. It’s not a chaotic reaction: it’s an organized activation signal, a true biological “second zero” that sets everything that comes afterward into motion.
What’s unsettling is that these waves are not distributed at random. They follow rhythmic patterns and proportions that the researchers compare to shapes that repeat throughout nature: spirals, orderly growth, sequences similar to Fibonacci, the same ones that appear in galaxies, seashells, and plants.

12/10/2025

Behold! A shimmering disc of pumpkin perfection! Consume cautiously, may cause overeating, holiday nostalgia, and fights over who gets the last slice!

$15 each; have four currently to sell

Ingredients:
Crust- whole and all purpose flour, shortening, salt, water
Filling- real pumpkin purée, eggs, flour, raw milk, vanilla, & spices!

12/08/2025

Added No BS dog treats to the list!
Contains: pumpkin purée, rolled oats, whole wheat flour, eggs, and organic peanut butter.

11/16/2025

WHATTTTT

11/11/2025

Soon to be holiday h***h