Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres LLC

09/07/2026

Today, for the first time we visited the trails at Verona Beach State Park. 4 horses and 3 kids later we are tired but excited to get in more trail riding this fall 🍂

09/06/2026

He’s such a pretty boy.

09/05/2026

Stewart went to his new home today. Although we are so sad to see him go we couldn’t be happier for the great family who owns him.

09/05/2026

🐴🌾 SATURDAY FARM CLUB MAY BE OVER FOR THE SUMMER… BUT THE FUN CONTINUES! 🌾🐐

Now that our Saturday Farm Clubs have wrapped up for the summer, we’re excited to offer AFTER SCHOOL FARM CLUB! 🎉

📚➡️🐴 Farm Club will be offered on school days after school until 5:30 PM!

Kids will get to spend their afternoons:
🐴 Learning horsemanship
🐐 Caring for and interacting with our farm animals
🌱 Enjoying outdoor farm activities
🧹 Helping with age-appropriate barn chores
🤠 Making friends and having fun away from the screens!

📅 Monday–Friday on school days
⏰ After school – 5:30 PM
💰 $20 per day
🍎 Snack included!

Spaces are limited, so if you’re looking for a fun, hands-on after-school option for your child, send us a message to reserve your spot!

We can’t wait to welcome our Farm Club kids back to the barn! ❤️🐴

Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres LLC
🌾 Where kids can unplug, get dirty & learn to love farm life! 🌾

08/28/2026

Getting ready for paint & sip tomorrow. I can’t wait to see what the little artists create 🫏

08/28/2026

🌾🐴 THIS SATURDAY IS OUR LAST SATURDAY FARM CLUB! 🐐☀️

We can’t believe summer is already coming to an end! 💚 This Saturday will be our LAST Saturday Farm Club before we switch things up for the school year!

🎒 AFTER-SCHOOL FARM CLUB IS COMING!

Starting when school begins on September 3rd, Farm Club will be held after school on school days until 5:30 PM! 🐴🐐🌿

Kids can enjoy:
✨ Time with the animals
🐴 Horsemanship
🐐 Animal husbandry
🌱 Outdoor farm fun
🧹 Barn chores & hands-on activities
…and plenty of opportunities to get outside, learn, and have fun!

🚌 IMPORTANT FOR FAMILIES USING SCHOOL BUSING:
If your child will be bused to our home from school, please make sure you get your bus change submitted as soon as possible so everything is in place for the start of Farm Club.

⚠️ SPACES ARE LIMITED!
If you’re planning to have your child join us for after-school Farm Club, please message us so we know you’re interested and can help make sure there is a spot available.

📝 Register here:
https://form.jotform.com/261393696189070

We’re so excited to continue Farm Club into the school year! 💚🐴

Ditch the screens, get outside, and join the herd! 🌾🐐🐴

Please click the link to complete this form.

08/27/2026

🌿🐴 SHOW YOUR FPA PRIDE & SUPPORT THE FARM! 🐐💚

We’re excited to share the Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres LLC Merchandise Store! 👕🧢

Want to help support our farm while showing off your love for all things FPA? 🥰 Now you can!

Our merchandise store has Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres gear for the whole family. Every purchase is a great way to help support our farm, our animals, and the experiences we work hard to provide for our community. 🐴🐐🫏🌱

Whether you’re part of our Farm Club, have visited our mobile farm, joined us for an event, or simply love what we’re building here at Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres—we’d love to see you sporting your FPA gear! 💚

🛍️ Shop the Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres LLC store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/farmers-procrastin-acres-llc/?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=store_page_share&utm_campaign=farmers-procrastin-acres-llc&utm_content=default


Thank you for supporting our small farm and helping us continue to bring people and animals together through fun, hands-on farm experiences! 🐴🐐🫏❤️

Wear the farm. Support the farm. Be part of the herd! 🐐💚

Check out Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres LLC on Bonfire and shop official merchandise today! Featuring limited edition custom apparel, printed with care in the USA just for you.

08/27/2026

Saturday @ 12:30 pm is our last children’s paint & sip for the summer. There is still time to register 😃 The donkeys are ready to model ❤️

08/27/2026

08/27/2026

🌿🐐 We brought the farm to Vernon Center tonight! 🐴💚

There’s nothing better than watching our animals bring smiles, laughter, and a little bit of farm magic wherever they go. We are so thankful for these amazing animals and for the joy they bring to people of all ages. ❤️

Thank you, Vernon Center, for welcoming Farmer’s Procrastin’ Acres and letting us share our animals with you! 🐐🐴✨

Bringing the farm to you, one smile at a time! 🌾