06/03/2026
🚨 Listen up, Kernel Krew—I have some absolutely life-changing advice. 🚨
In this video, I’m putting together a care package for my idiot sister, Allison. Don’t worry, the package has already arrived, so I’m not spoiling anything.
Here’s the tip: when you have empty space in a package, fill it with popcorn. It protects the contents, tastes delicious, and makes you look like you know what you’re doing. You’re welcome.
Also, if you watch closely, you’ll see my moron sister calling me right in the middle of packing her surprise package. The woman has impeccable timing. Somehow, without even knowing there was a surprise, she still managed to try and ruin it.