Mad Platter Provisions

Mad Platter Provisions Let our passion for crafting exquisite charcuterie boards spark wonder and delight, inviting you and your guests to embark on a culinary journey like no other.

Alright… let’s build your perfect board;Picture it: you’re hosting - friends are on the way, drinks are chilled, and the...
04/13/2026

Alright… let’s build your perfect board;

Picture it: you’re hosting - friends are on the way, drinks are chilled, and the table needs one thing to bring it all together.

What are you picking?

🧀 A bold, aged cheddar
🍓 Fresh fruit + honey
🥩 Savory cured meats
🍫 A little something sweet to finish

(You can only choose TWO… don’t get greedy)

Now here’s the real question -
Do you want to build it yourself… or show up and take the credit?

Mad Platter Provisions creates custom charcuterie boards for private events, date nights, corporate gatherings, and everything in between.

Contact us by visiting www.madplatterpro.com

The word charcuterie comes from France, where butchers mastered the art of preserving meats long before refrigeration ex...
04/10/2026

The word charcuterie comes from France, where butchers mastered the art of preserving meats long before refrigeration existed. Cured sausages, pâtés, and smoked cuts weren’t just delicious… they were necessary. What began as a craft rooted in necessity slowly became an art form built on flavor, balance, and presentation.

Fast forward to today, and charcuterie has evolved into something beautifully social. It’s no longer just about meats, it’s about the experience. The contrast of salty and sweet, creamy and crunchy, bold and delicate. It’s about slowing down, gathering around a table, and sharing something thoughtfully made.

At its core, charcuterie is storytelling on a board - every ingredient chosen with intention, every pairing inviting conversation.

So the next time you reach for a bite, just know… you’re partaking in a tradition that’s been centuries in the making - only now, it comes with a little more honey drizzle and a lot more style.

Ever wish you could actually make one of those stunning charcuterie boards instead of just admiring them from a distance...
04/07/2026

Ever wish you could actually make one of those stunning charcuterie boards instead of just admiring them from a distance?

Here’s your chance.

At Mad Platter Provisions, we don’t just build boards… we teach you how to create them like a pro.

Whether you’re planning:
• A girls’ night that’s better than the usual wine routine
• A team-building event that people actually enjoy (and remember)
• A private party with a hands-on twist
• Or just want to level up your hosting game

Our interactive charcuterie classes bring the experience to you.

We provide everything—premium ingredients, styling tips, and a little insider knowledge that takes your board from “nice” to “wait…you made that?!”

And yes… you get to eat your masterpiece.
Available for private events, corporate gatherings, and special occasions.

Spots fill up faster than a brie wheel at a dinner party—so don’t wait.

👉 Drop a 🧀 in the comments or message us to book your class.

See the craft behind every Mad Platter Provisions creation — small-batch partners, hand-selected ingredients, and though...
03/31/2026

See the craft behind every Mad Platter Provisions creation — small-batch partners, hand-selected ingredients, and thoughtful assembly that turn snacks into signature platters. Save time without sacrificing quality: choose curated platters made for effortless entertaining. Contact us at www.madplatterpro.com🧀✨🍇

Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I think it’s from loving….❤️❤️❤️🧀🧀🧀🧀
05/01/2025

Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I think it’s from loving….❤️❤️❤️🧀🧀🧀🧀

Yummy! Zoom in to check out the balsamic pipettes in the tomatoes! People loved this!
03/05/2025

Yummy! Zoom in to check out the balsamic pipettes in the tomatoes! People loved this!

03/05/2025

Valentine’s Day grazing table@

Been a long time since I’ve posted, so I’m catching up! Tea Party Baby Shower!
03/05/2025

Been a long time since I’ve posted, so I’m catching up! Tea Party Baby Shower!

11/26/2024

Another super fun charcuterie class at Saint Tryphon Farm & Vineyards! It’s always such a blast and one of my favorite parts of my business!

Tickets are selling fast! You have until 6:00 tonight!
11/22/2024

Tickets are selling fast! You have until 6:00 tonight!

Anyone need a grazing table!! Thank you Tres Bella Salon for having me for your ribbon cutting! The new space is SO GORG...
11/09/2024

Anyone need a grazing table!! Thank you Tres Bella Salon for having me for your ribbon cutting! The new space is SO GORGEOUS!

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