Mad Hatter's Party Platters

10/20/2026

Yall check out these cute wax mold Halloween cheeses coming to a party near you.
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Holiday season is approaching fast and HALLOWEEN is my FAVORITE one.

10/20/2026

Ever wonder how we keep our boards looking so vibrant and photo-ready? The secret is simple: food-grade mineral oil!
Whether you’re prepping a weeknight dinner or setting up a stunning spread from Mad Hatter's Party Platters, taking care of your wooden cutting boards and charcuterie platters is the key to making them last.
Here is why a quick oil treatment makes all the difference:
• Prevents Drying & Cracking: Wood is porous. Mineral oil penetrates deep into the fibers to condition the wood so it doesn't dry out, warp, or split over time.
• Blocks Moisture & Odors: By sealing the wood from within, it stops water, food juices, and strong odors from soaking into your board.
• Keeps it Food-Safe: Unlike regular cooking oils (like olive or vegetable oil), food-grade mineral oil won't oxidize or go rancid.
Pro-Tip: Make sure your board is completely dry, then drizzle a little oil over the surface and rub it in with a clean cloth. Let it sit, wipe off any excess, and your platter is ready for your next gathering! 🪵✨

10/02/2026

Ever wonder what goes into making our famous Smoked Salmon or Southwest Chicken Fajita Pinwheels? 🧀 Swirling, slicing, and arranging every platter fresh for your events! Planning a party soon? Drop your favorite pinwheel flavor in the comments or call us at 281-912-3199 to book your date!

09/23/2026

09/22/2026

Mad Hatter's Party Platters
Current Charcuterie Menu.

Meat and Cheese Platter
$225 Extra Large
$175 Large
$125 Medium
$75 Small

4-5 different cured meats and 4-5 different cheeses.
includes crackers. and choice of Pickles olives or pickled Peppers or baby corn.

Veggie Platter
includes choice of vegetable dip.
$50 Large
$25 Small

Fruit Platter
includes choice of fruit dip
$90 Large
$45 Small

Watermelon Cakes
Premium $100
Deluxe $75
Standard $50

Kids Charcuterie Party Platters. pick ANY theme.
$(call for price)

Mixed Charcuterie Board
Includes meats cheeses fruits vegetables nuts crackers, cookies, choice of olives or pickles. choice of veggies dip or fruit dip.
$250 Extra Large
$150 Large
$100 Medium
$75 Small

Tinned Fish Charcuterie
choices include: Sardines. Mackerel. Tuna. Salmon. Herring. Trout. Oysters. Clams. Mussels. Squid. Octopus. Anchovy. Scallops. served with: Crackers. Toasted Baguettes.
paired with: choices of Boursin Cheese. Cream cheese. Alouette Cheese. Green onion cream cheese.
selections of: Mustards and Hot Sauces. Pickled Red Onions. Pickles. Peppers. Olives. Tartar Sauce. Red Pepper Flakes. Lemon Wedges.
$(market price)

Smokehouse Charcuterie
includes:
Jerky. Summer Sausage. Dried Sausage. Cheeses. Nuts. Crackers. choice of Pickles or Peppers.
$(market price)

Fisherman's Snackle Box.
$50 Small
$75 Medium
$100 Large
$150 Extra Large

Sandwich Platters
$(call for price)

Sushi Platters
$(market price)

Premium V.I.P. Charcuterie Grazing Spread.
includes
Pinwheel Assortment
Smoked Meats. Cured Meats. Smoked Salmon. Caviar. Deluxe Cheese Assortment. Sushi Assortment. Vegetables. Fruits. Dips. Spreads. Jams. Pickled Vegetables and Peppers. Deluxe Chocolate Assortment. Nuts. Crackers.
Bread. Toast. Cookies.
$(😉if you have to ask you cant afford it🤣) Just Kidding. CALL for Price.

!ASK ABOUT OUR PINWHEELS!

All platters come with a standard plastic covered serving tray.

*Wooden boards, Marble Boards. Glass Platters are available at additional cost.*

Non-Refundable Deposit required on all orders. Deposit can be paid through CashApp.

Call. Text. or message here on Facebook for : CUSTOM
mixed charcuterie board prices,
full grazing table prices,
custom orders, and other menu items.

All platters come with standard plastic covered serving tray.

Premium serving trays and boards are available at extra cost on Request.

🧀All of our menu items are made with fresh in season ingredients and organic fruit and vegetables.🍓

09/22/2026

Mad Hatter's Party Platters
281-912-3199

Current Menu and Pricing:

Smoked Salmon Pinwheels
$145

Mary's Southwest Chicken Fajita Pinwheels
$100

Roast Beef and Cheddar
Pinwheels
$100

Greek Pinwheels
$140

Italian Pinwheels
$120

B.L.T. Avocado Ranch Pinwheels
$110

Creamy Cajun Shrimp and Crab Pinwheels
(market price)
$175

Club Sandwich Pinwheels
$110

Deli Trio Pinwheels
includes Turkey. Ham. Roast Beef and 2 cheeses of your choice.
$130

Lindsey's Special Smoked Turkey Pinwheels
$100

Meat and Cheese Platter
$225 Extra Large
$175 Large
$125 Medium
$75 Small

4-5 different cured meats and 4-5 different cheeses.
includes crackers. and choice of Pickles olives or pickled Peppers or baby corn.

Veggie Platter
includes choice of vegetable dip.
$50 Large
$25 Small

Fruit Platter
includes choice of fruit dip
$90 Large
$45 Small

Watermelon Cakes
Premium $100
Deluxe $75
Standard $50

Kids Charcuterie Party Platters. pick ANY theme.
$(call for price)

Mixed Charcuterie Board
Includes meats cheeses fruits vegetables nuts crackers, cookies, choice of olives or pickles. choice of veggies dip or fruit dip.
$250 Extra Large
$150 Large
$100 Medium
$75 Small

Tinned Fish Charcuterie
choices include: Sardines. Mackerel. Tuna. Salmon. Herring. Trout. Oysters. Clams. Mussels. Squid. Octopus. Anchovy. Scallops. served with: Crackers. Toasted Baguettes.
paired with: choices of Boursin Cheese. Cream cheese. Alouette Cheese. Green onion cream cheese.
selections of: Mustards and Hot Sauces. Pickled Red Onions. Pickles. Peppers. Olives. Tartar Sauce. Red Pepper Flakes. Lemon Wedges.
$(market price)

Smokehouse Charcuterie
includes:
Jerky. Summer Sausage. Dried Sausage. Cheeses. Nuts. Crackers. choice of Pickles or Peppers.
$(market price)

Fisherman's Snackle Box.
$50 Small
$75 Medium
$100 Large
$150 Extra Large

Sandwich Platters
$(call for price)

Sushi Platters
$(market price)

Premium V.I.P. Charcuterie Grazing Spread.
includes
Pinwheel Assortment
Smoked Meats. Cured Meats. Smoked Salmon. Caviar. Deluxe Cheese Assortment. Sushi Assortment. Vegetables. Fruits. Dips. Spreads. Jams. Pickled Vegetables and Peppers. Deluxe Chocolate Assortment. Nuts. Crackers.
Bread. Toast. Cookies.
$(😉if you have to ask you cant afford it🤣) Just Kidding. CALL for Price.

All platters come with a standard plastic covered serving tray.

*Wooden boards, Marble Boards. Glass Platters are available at additional cost.*

Non-Refundable Deposit required on all orders. Deposit can be paid through CashApp.

Call. Text. or message here on Facebook for : CUSTOM
mixed charcuterie board prices,
full grazing table prices,
custom orders, and other menu items.

All platters come with standard plastic covered serving tray.

Premium serving trays and boards are available at extra cost on Request.

🧀All of our menu items are made with fresh in season ingredients and organic fruit and vegetables.🍓

09/05/2026

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Mad Hatter's Party Platters
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