07/08/2026
Our to-go cooler is finally loaded! 🍻
There was a time when having even one or two beers available to take home felt like a win. Today, we’re sitting at 11 different beverages in the cooler, and honestly, that’s something we’re pretty proud of.
Whether you’re building a mixed 4-pack, stocking the fridge for the weekend, or just grabbing a couple favorites, here’s what’s waiting for you:
Old 41 • 6.6% ABV • Robust American Pale Ale with a grain-forward malt backbone and balanced American hop character.
I Wanna Be Like Mike • 6.4% ABV • Gluten-free hard lemonade bursting with bright citrus flavor and a refreshing finish.
Gravity Well • 6.8% ABV • Hazy IPA loaded with tropical fruit, ripe citrus, and a silky mouthfeel.
Idle Speed • 5.3% ABV • Crisp American Rice Lager that’s clean, light, and endlessly drinkable.
Los Borrachos • 4.8% ABV • Easy-drinking Mexican Lager brewed for sunshine, tacos, and good company.
Spectrum Haze • 6.1% ABV • Juicy Hazy Pale Ale showcasing bright citrus and tropical hop character.
The Dean’s List • 8.2% ABV • Bold Double IPA delivering huge hop flavor with a dangerously smooth finish.
Maple Mooch • 9.8% ABV • Barrel-Aged Imperial Brown Ale layered with maple, bourbon oak, and rich caramel notes.
Violet Sunshine • 6.0% ABV • Blueberry Blonde Ale with subtle fruit character and a crisp finish.
Portofino Pilsner • 5.4% ABV • Italian-style Pilsner with floral noble hops and a clean, snappy finish.
Emerald Fluke • 4.1% ABV • Dry Irish Stout featuring roasted coffee, dark chocolate, and toasted bread crust.
Whether you’re into crisp lagers, hop-forward IPAs, rich dark beers, refreshing hard lemonade, or gluten-free options, there’s something in the cooler with your name on it.
Stop by Chubby Mermaid Brewing Co. in Bonita Springs and build your own mixed 4-pack before the cooler starts looking empty again.