Happy Dash Farm

05/27/2026

This is amazing!! Please go support our friends at Fake Farmers.
It’s bad enough that adults get bullied about this (ask me how I know) but leave the kids alone!

Okay y’all,

I could go into this long spiel about how our oldest son came home one day and broke down crying about how he was being bullied at school by kids saying he and his family are, “a bunch of fake farmers!”

We started laughing and told him to embrace it! And asked why it would bother him? We asked if our animals are fake? Is the hay fake? Are our chores fake? Etc and he said “no” of course, and laughed.

After which we thought about it and decided to turn Fake Farmers into a Trade marked brand with an anti-bullying campaign that focuses on clothing and apparel items that represent all the ways we’ve failed as “farmers” but in a positive light.

Although it’s still a work in progress we ask that if y’all like and appreciate the concept - please support us with a like and a follow!

We appreciate y’alls support in all our endeavors ❤️

Check us out below ⬇️

Fake Farmers

05/25/2026

Today we pause to remember the heroes who gave everything so we could live free. Their courage, sacrifice, and love for this country will never be forgotten.

May we honor them not only today, but every day by protecting the freedoms they fought so hard for.

05/24/2026

I can’t even take it with how CUTE these sweet babies are 🥹😍

05/18/2026

After a lot of thought, we’ve made the decision to shift our focus more toward growing our sheep flock, which means it’s time for us to find new homes for our goats.

Available:

• Nigerian Dwarf Does (mother & daughter that we want to stay together)
🐐 Lilly (crooked horn) approximately 5 years old
🐐 Rose approximately 1½ years old

• Nubian Bucks
🐐 Kylo (lighter in color)
🐐 Binx (darker)
Both are approximately 4 months old.

Lilly has been part of our farm family for many years & I love them all so I will not let them go to just anyone!
Please message me for more information 🩷

05/18/2026

Plant Clearance Sale (they are much bigger then when I took this picture and some are starting to fruit)

$1.50 for a 3 pack
🍅 Cherry tomatoes
🍈 Cantaloupe
💛 Sweet Yellow Peppers
🧡 Spagetti Squash
🍉 Watermelon

🍓 Strawberries are $1.50 per plant

Come get them before they are gone!

05/08/2026

Welcome home wittle cuties ☺️
Everyone meet Olive & Cupid!!!!!

05/03/2026

Imagine my surprise when I send my husband to pick up “some” cactus for our tortoises and he comes home with the whole ginormous plant!!! Now imagine my surprise again when he hands me a bucket with a tortoise in it!!! 🤣
Apparently the people who had the cactus also had this tortoise in their house and when they asked what he was going to with all this cactus and he said feed our tortoises- they said, well do you want another one?!?
Soooo here we are with a butt load of cactus and a rescue tortoise.
He is soaking up the sunshine right now & exploring…he is also has some pretty significant pyramiding & is underweight for his size. While there is nothing we can do about the pyramiding, we can stop it from getting worse & we will get him caught up to weight in no time!!
🐢💚🌵

04/30/2026

Come get some plants!!
Check out the comments for individual plants.
$2.50 for a 3 pack of the veggies & watermelon
Strawberries are $2.50 per plant and the strawberries being produced are deeeeelcious