Happy Dash Farm

08/25/2026

These babies are growing fast 🤎🤍

07/22/2026

*both are spoken for but if I find more, I’m happy to get them and post again*
I don’t know about your kids or grandkids but mine are fully into the NeeDoh & Squishy craze right now 🤣 My oldest daughter & I been on the hunt every single week!

We happened to find a couple of extra Highland Cows & instead of letting them end up in the hands of resellers, I grabbed them hoping they’d go to kids who actually want to play with them.

It honestly drives me crazy seeing adults clear the shelves just to flip these toys for a profit. Kids deserve a chance to enjoy them too!

So if your child has been searching everywhere for a Highland Cow and keeps coming up empty because of resellers, we have 2 available.
We’re only asking what we paid….no markup, no flipping. 💛

07/15/2026

Reminder 🌱
We live in a world that constantly encourages comparison. Bigger gardens. Bigger herds. Bigger everything.
But nothing compares to the joy of growing something with your own two hands.
Every flower, tomato, and cucumber I pick from this little garden..started as a tiny seed that I grew.
Me!! A girl from the city who, until just a few years ago, knew absolutely nothing about gardening other than houseplants LOL
We are proud first generation farmers!
So…Don’t let comparison steal the joy of your own journey. Celebrate where you are, how far you’ve come, and what you’ve grown.
Your little garden, your progress, and YOU are enough 💚

07/14/2026

Anyone interested in some Guineas??
We got 4 (unsexed) that are about 10 weeks old & looking for a new farm to eat ticks and snakes at!
Message me if interested 🙂

07/14/2026

Thelma (Ellie) & Louise (Cinder)
Always together & usually in trouble.

05/27/2026

This is amazing!! Please go support our friends at Fake Farmers.
It’s bad enough that adults get bullied about this (ask me how I know) but leave the kids alone!

Okay y’all,

I could go into this long spiel about how our oldest son came home one day and broke down crying about how he was being bullied at school by kids saying he and his family are, “a bunch of fake farmers!”

We started laughing and told him to embrace it! And asked why it would bother him? We asked if our animals are fake? Is the hay fake? Are our chores fake? Etc and he said “no” of course, and laughed.

After which we thought about it and decided to turn Fake Farmers into a Trade marked brand with an anti-bullying campaign that focuses on clothing and apparel items that represent all the ways we’ve failed as “farmers” but in a positive light.

Although it’s still a work in progress we ask that if y’all like and appreciate the concept - please support us with a like and a follow!

We appreciate y’alls support in all our endeavors ❤️

Check us out below ⬇️

Fake Farmers

(Website in the comments)