05/30/2026
Who wants a rooster?
🚨 FREE TO A GOOD HOME: REX THE TINY DINOSAUR 🚨
Meet Rex.
Rex is an Indio Gigante rooster hatched mid-October and built like a linebacker with anger issues. He’s gorgeous, he knows it, and he absolutely uses that confidence against innocent civilians.
Good news:
✅ Great with hens
✅ Beautiful coloring
✅ Healthy
✅ Free
✅ Excellent home security system
Bad news:
❌ Thinks human fear is hilarious
❌ Will accept treats like a gentleman… then immediately commit crimes
❌ You’ll hear the pitter patter of his big ass feet charging at you the SECOND you turn your back
To be fair, he’s never actually hurt anyone. He mostly specializes in psychological warfare and tactical intimidation. Unfortunately, I have kids, and I’d rather not wait for Rex to decide today’s the day he catches a body.
He needs a home with someone experienced with roosters, someone who understands that sometimes God gives a chicken the soul of a velociraptor.
He really is stunning and does great with the ladies. He just has… strong opinions about people.
FREE to a good home. Please come get this feathery menace before he starts collecting taxes from my other chickens.
