10/06/2026
I debated posting this picture because everybody knows you don't brag on farm equipment while it's running good. That's just asking to work on it tomorrow. 😂
To be a farmer, you have to have faith. A WHOLE lot of faith.
But apparently you also need a working knowledge of 47 superstitions, 12 weather signs, and enough sense to know when to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 😂
Don't work on Sunday or you'll spend Monday fixing what you tore up.
Unless the ox is in the ditch.
And before you use that excuse, somebody is absolutely going to ask, “Was the ox actually in the ditch… or did you push him in there?” 😂
Don't start anything on Friday that you can't finish.
Don't brag on a tractor, combine, or truck that's running good. That's basically scheduling tomorrow's breakdown.
If it rains on the first, we've already decided it's going to rain 15 days that month.
Thunder in February? Watch for frost in April.
Fogs in August? Start counting them. That's apparently how many snows we're getting this winter.
Heavy acorns? Bad winter coming.
Woolly worm extra black? Bad winter coming.
Thick corn shucks? You guessed it. Bad winter coming.
Ring around the moon? Weather's changing.
Leaves turning their undersides up? Rain's coming.
Cows laying down? Rain's coming.
Frogs hollering? Spring might be coming… but don't trust them just yet.
And then there's the persimmon seed.
Spoon. Fork. Knife.
Apparently the National Weather Service has been wasting a lot of money on satellites when all they really needed was a persimmon tree and somebody's pocketknife. 😂
And whatever you do, NEVER stand in a good-looking field and say:
“Boy, this crop sure looks good.”
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
Why would you say that OUT LOUD?! 😂
By golly, hail will be coming, the combine will start throwing a code, a tire going flat, and a 90% chance of rain starting approximately 30 minutes before we're ready to cut.
We'll pray for rain, pray for a safe harvest, pray over the crop, and trust God with every bit of it…
but we're still counting August fogs, cutting open persimmon seeds, and refusing to compliment the equipment.
That's not superstition.
That's just good farm management. 😂🚜🌾