Little Acre Mama

07/08/2026

I’ll love and miss you forever Honey girl 💛💐

05/13/2026

Fresh Eggs Available at Little Acre Mama 🐓🥚

We currently have an abundance of fresh farm eggs available for just $4 per dozen! Our hens are laying about a dozen eggs each day, and we also recently added 4 baby chicks to our flock. 🐥

If you’d like to grab some fresh eggs, send us a direct message or text us to arrange pickup or possible drop-off. First come, first served! 🌾💛

More eggs coming this fall!

01/28/2026

Farm stand manager stopped by to check on things…

Dress code: Business casual 🤠

01/26/2026

11/30/2025

COOP APOCALYPSE: DAY 1 ☠️
My hen has officially laid an egg so enormous the OTHER chickens formed a prayer circle around it.

I touched it and I’m pretty sure it whispered back.
Not words… just vibrations of ancient poultry prophecy.

The smaller egg is trembling beside it like:
“Mother? Is that you? …Mother??”

The big egg keeps absorbing light.
My phone battery dropped 17% just being near it.
I think it feeds on electricity… and possibly souls.

The hen that laid it?
She’s pacing in circles like she’s waiting for it to hatch into something that will call her “General.”

Last night the coop doors rattled on their own.
I heard a thump and then a deep, echoing BWAAAAWK
that did not sound like it belonged to any earthly bird.

I’m not saying a chicken demon is hatching…
but I AM saying I’ve sprinkled holy water on the nesting boxes
and my other hens are refusing to go near the “forbidden egg.”

If I start levitating, someone please unplug the coop.
That should slow it down…. Maybe…

All jokes aside, I love using these double yolks for my husbands breakfast sandwiches.

11/23/2025

🚨🥚 EGG EMERGENCY (the good kind) 🥚🚨
The hens at Little Acre Mama have gone wild again, and now I’m swimming in eggs like a confused Easter Bunny.

So I’m selling 4 dozen eggs for $3.50 each before my fridge files a complaint.

If your breakfast is looking sad, your baking stash is empty, or you just want to feel fancy cracking fresh farm eggs like a cooking show star — come get you some!

Message me before the chickens realize I’m profiting off their hard work. 😂🐔

11/20/2025

🐔 LITTLE ACRE MAMA EGG REPORT 🥚
Yesterdays numbers are in: 12 chickens, 8 eggs.

Which means 4 of my ladies are currently on strike.
Probably demanding better snacks, more gossip breaks, or a tiny chicken union representative.

Either way, shoutout to the 8 overachievers keeping breakfast alive. 💪🥚
The rest of y’all… we’re gonna have a performance review tomorrow. 😂

11/17/2025

🥚 Farm-Fresh Eggs for Sale – $5/dozen 🥚
Located in Bridgton

I have 3 dozen fresh, beautiful, multi-colored eggs available right now. Laid by healthy, happy hens! Perfect for baking, breakfast, or gifting to someone who appreciates quality local eggs.

📍 Pickup in Bridgton will consider meeting for pick up as well.

*Send me a message to reserve yours!*

11/15/2025

🌞 Morning roll call!I walked out with treats and suddenly my chickens remembered I exist. 😂Today’s gourmet feast:🐛 Premium wiggly protein🌽 Corn… because they act like it’s gold.Nothing like being aggressively loved by hungry chickens first thing in the morning. 😂🐔