Joe's Farm

10/16/2026

🎃 WE'RE OPEN TONIGHT! 👻🌽

There may be a chill in the air, but the rain is clearing out, and we're getting ready for another spooky night at Joe's Fright Farm!

🔥 The bonfire will be roaring!
☕ Hot apple c***r will be waiting!
👻 The ghosts are hiding in the Blackout Corn Maze!
😈 And our monsters are getting a little restless...

It's the perfect kind of October night to get lost in a corn maze, warm up by the fire, and maybe scream a little (or a lot)! 😱

🌽 We're open tonight from 7–9:30 PM!

Bundle up, bring your friends, and come make some October memories with us!

Something sinister has taken root

10/16/2026

MEET THE MONSTERS: BUNE
Duchess of Hell | Mover of Worldly Goods 👑😈

Who says eternal damnation can't start with a little fun?

Meet Bune, one of the first smiling faces you'll encounter as you venture into the Haunted Corn Maze at Joe's Fright Farm.

With a playful giggle, a charming smile, and a clownish personality, Bune is more than happy to welcome you to the farm.

But don't let that pretty face fool you.

Behind the laughter and cheerful exterior lies something far more sinister. Beneath the makeup and smiles? Razor wire, salt, and vinegar.

As a Duchess of Hell, Bune knows that the easiest way to lead someone into damnation is to make them feel welcome first.

And trust us… her hospitality has a VERY dark side. 😈

You'll encounter Bune early in your journey through the Haunted Corn Maze. Just remember, a smile doesn't always mean you're safe.

Something sinister has taken root…

📍 Joe's Fright Farm | Brockport, NY
🕖 Fridays & Saturdays | 7–9:30 PM

10/15/2026

THE STORY OF SOULAR FARM: A DEAL GONE STRAIGHT TO HELL

It all started with a simple idea… make a little extra money off the farm.

Farmer Joe was approached with what seemed like a pretty good deal. A company wanted to lease some farmland for a solar energy project. Clean energy, steady income, and a chance to put a few acres to good use. What could possibly go wrong?

Well… apparently, quite a bit.

You see, somewhere in the fine print, there was a little misunderstanding.

They weren't interested in building a SOLAR FARM.

They wanted a SOULAR FARM.

And those contracts Farmer Joe signed? Turns out they weren't for collecting sunlight…

🔥 THEY WERE FOR COLLECTING SOULS. 🔥

Now the farm has been overrun by demons, creatures from the underworld, and some rather questionable representatives of Hell's management team.

The cornfields have become their hunting grounds, and every unsuspecting visitor is another potential soul to add to their collection.

And Farmer Joe? Well, he's still trying to figure out how to get out of the contract. Unfortunately, Hell's legal department isn't exactly known for its customer service. 📜😈

Welcome to SOULAR FARM — where something sinister has taken root.

Think you've got what it takes to make it through the cornfields without becoming part of the harvest?

Come find out at Joe's Fright Farm!

📍 Brockport, NY
🎃 Fridays & Saturdays in October | 7–9:30 PM

10/15/2026

The weekend is almost here! Have you grabbed your tickets yet?

The nights are getting chilly, but we've got a roaring bonfire to keep you warm, hot apple c***r at Joe's Grub Hub, and plenty of spooky fun waiting for you!

🔥 Warm up by the bonfire
🍎 Grab some hot apple c***r
👻 Hunt down ghosts in our Blackout Corn Maze
😱 And if you're feeling brave… venture into the Haunted Corn Maze!

There's nothing quite like a chilly October night on the farm!

Friday & Saturday | 7–9:30 PM

10/15/2026

Meet the team member of the month: Randy

Attendance: excellent (I guess it's easy when you sleep in the haunt)
Customer service: questionable
Number of customer complaints: we're still counting

Come see him this weekend. Friday and Saturday night 7-930

10/14/2026

Not everything at the farm is scary.

If you're looking for some fall family fun our corn maze is open Saturday from 11-4.

What's more if you think you're brave enough to try both events, you can combo your fright farm ticket with a daytime cornmaze ticket and save money, when you purchase online.

10/13/2026

We've Lost Control

Well, we're two weekends into this whole solar farm situation, and I'm starting to think the contract might've had some fine print I should've read.

Apparently, the demons have started treating this place like their own personal vacation property. They're not even pretending to work anymore

10/12/2026

10/11/2026

And with that weekend 2 is done. We had a visit from the R.I.P Auto Society, with their hearses Friday night. And Saturday was a great night, with lots of laughs, screams, cries, and a few pants peers. Thank you to everyone that came out for our corn mazes, and thank you to my crew for all your work you do in making this haunt a special event for everyone. We'll see everybody this Friday and Saturday.

10/09/2026