The Goat

11/17/2018

Tree bark season

08/28/2018

I propose a mosquito detente. The reason mosquito bites itch is because they release anti-coagulants and inflammatory agents into the bite location to increase blood flow so they can get more blood before they're swatted away. Instead I propose that they not release these chemicals into the bloodstream so that the bites don't itch, and in return we promise to allow them some amount of feeding per day to satisfy their blood needs. Deal?

11/05/2017

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10/16/2017

No wonder sometimes we trip and fall
Asunder, love winds through
Eating leaves and sticks
Waiting for news of you

03/24/2017

The internet is our modern Tower of Babel. It is a globe spanning edifice that we all live in together. It represents the promise of unifying us all into one common humanity, able to achieve new wonders.

Yet now that we live here we are losing the ability to understand each other, and the promise of the achievement has given way to a nightmare of misunderstanding.

03/23/2017

All hail Trump, living global Saint of our Time, here to absorb every negative character trait he possibly can so that nobody for a millennia will be able to act in any way like him without being slapped down as being unoriginal and too much like the long-since disgraced beyond rehabilitation former-president Trump. His image and name will pass through the history books longer than Caesar, and he will serve as a shining example of everything that can go wrong in a person, a father, a child, a leader, a loser, a winner, an idiot, a master at recovery, everything he embodies will live in his image and his image alone, nobody will ever again dare to act this way, he will have taken up all the air there is to breathe in this personality type forever more, all hail Trump's great self-sacrificial embarrassment for the sake of all.

02/13/2017

moonlight on Sunday night / lookit that snow / issalrite

02/13/2017

The Goat is tired a this s**t

02/16/2015

The Year of The Goat is coming

10/12/2014

10/12/2014

If I hold the ends of my hair between my fingers, I feel it at that spot, not where the hair grows from my head.

01/15/2014

Eat all of the bark, or let it live a little?