03/14/2020
Long post but TRUE words, please correct me if I’m wrong-
We are living in strange times:
• If a biological man pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
• Somehow It’s un-American for the census to count how many citizens are in the USA.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal aliens voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer or smoke, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
• Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
• Illegal aliens aren't required to show ID, but no one can buy cough medicine without it.
• Citizens are fined if they don’t buy themselves health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegal aliens.
• People who have never owned slaves, who's ancestors didn't own slaves and never knew anyone who owned a slave should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing and menacing people for what they are believed to think in a public place is virtuous.
• People who have never been to college or even worked hard enough to pay for their own student loans should pay the debts of misguided college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis, polio and even measles are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but anyone who got here illegally is welcome - including illiterate, Central-American gangsters and multi-offending felons.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not (in case you're not doing the math, that's 300 times more).
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free (not to mention being exalted and venerated as an ethno-social hero).
• Politicians who say the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.
• People who say there is no such thing as gender demand a female President.
• Illegal aliens don’t pay income tax, but are somehow getting tax credits and refunds.
• We watched other countries transition to socialism, collapse, and somehow it seems like a great plan.
• Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
• Fourth-of-July, Memorial Day, and Veterans' Day parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas while screaming expletives are good.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while others are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
• criminals are caught and then immediately released to hurt more people but stopping them is bad.
• Somehow, pointing out the hatred expressed by a leftist makes one a Nazi…
[Plagiarized, so feel free to cut & paste as your own like I did]
