Ineffable Brewing Co.

06/12/2026

🌈 Let’s get fruity this weekend.

🍓 Fruited Seltzer
🥜🍇 PB&J Porter
🍑 Fruity + Unfiltered Cream Ale

Three fruit-packed pours. One perfect excuse to stop by.

06/10/2026

🎓 Teachers, congratulations on making it to summer!

You’ve survived another school year, and we’d like to celebrate you.

Join us Saturday, June 20, for our Teacher Appreciation Carnival at Ineffable Brewing in Burnsville.

🍺 $5 pints all day with teacher ID
🎪 Carnival games and prizes from 3–5 PM
🐶 Warrior Dog Rescue kissing booth
🎁 Brewery swag, gift cards, free beer, and more
📚 Summer Reading Punch Card launch (no reading required)
🍰 Special summer food, dessert, and beer releases

Bring your family, your coworkers, and your summer vacation attitude. School’s out and recess is officially in session.

See you at Ineffable Brewing. ☀️🍻

06/09/2026

🌈 Pride apparel is here.

“You Can’t Bottle This” — but you can wear it. ✨

Available now at Ineffable Brewing in Burnsville, with both Classic and Glitter options.

Love is loud. Glitter is louder.

06/06/2026

Pregame your brunch with us! 🍻🥂

We’ll be pouring at the Burnsville Farmers Market this Sunday from 9am–1pm with craft beer and mimosas in hand. Shop local vendors, support local businesses, and then head over to Ineffable Brewing in Burnsville for brunch from 11am–2pm.

See you tomorrow morning ☀️

Ineffable: Too great or extreme to be expressed in words.

Welcome to Ineffable Brewing Company! Craft beer created by combining art, passion, and science.

06/03/2026

Still figuring out your weekend?

🌈 Pride Kickoff Drag Show • Saturday • 9–11 PM.
Expect laughs, performances, and adult-themed content—viewer discretion advised.

(Every specialty item sold helps support )

🥂 Summer Brunch • Sunday • 11 AM–2 PM
Back for the season and gone before you know it.

Happy Pride and cheers to the weekend 🏳️‍🌈🍻

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06/03/2026

💁🏻‍♂️ Let’s talk about lunch.

If you’ve been meaning to check out Ineffable, Wednesday is a pretty great day to do it.

Happy Hour runs ALL DAY with:
🍔 $5 OFF burgers with the purchase of a drink
🍺 $1 OFF pints
🍟 Appetizer specials
🍰 Dessert specials

Whether you’re grabbing a quick lunch, meeting friends after work, or just craving a burger and a cold beer, we’ve got you covered.

Open at 11 AM in Burnsville. Come hungry.