05/04/2026
Carrotgate finally ends
By week two the carrots were fermenting, well rotting, in the garage. The sweet smell of carrot stench hung in the air as we reenacted prison documentaries on how to make jungle juice 💀
That was until Neil snapped and a riot broke out. The man might have only been living on two hours of sleep but he was not going to make carrot ho**ch in the garage.
Especially not as carrot juice had seeped out of the plastic bags, melted the individual carrot cardboard box and then dried onto the concrete. Dried like a sticky toffee so everyone has to exert quite the force to escape the garage as it had pooled by the garage door. Even the cats were leaving sticky paw prints in the house.
Out went the carrots and a good power wash cleaned it all up!
