06/17/2026
Picture this: You’re an hour away from home, hauling a newly picked-up post-pounder to help fence in your new pasture, when your phone rings. It’s the neighbor. The cows are out. 😬
Some curious cattle decided this evening was the perfect time for an unauthorized taste-test of the new pasture.
Our working theory is one of them (my money is on the little one) put their head through the gate, got stuck, and in the panic to get free, somehow managed to lift the entire gate completely off its supports. Boom. Freedom.
We’ve heard horror stories of escaped cattle taking hours to corral, blocking roads, and redecorating neighbors' properties. We were bracing for the worst on the drive back.
Enter Darrell, a feed bucket, and a whole lot of luck. As soon as Gelly spotted him holding her bucket, she gave up on her life of crime and happily trotted right back where she belonged, little one following right behind. Apparently, sweet feed trumps fresh orchard grass! 🪣
I guess they figured if they were going to have an adventure, they’d better get it out of their system before the new fence goes up! Lesson learned: Never underestimate a cow with a mission.
What's the craziest way your animals have managed to escape? Tell us your best (or worst) jailbreak stories below! 👇