02/28/2024
FINALLY we are Open. For. Business.
Farm fresh eggs are officially available. $5/doz. Non-GMO and truly free-range (which apparently entitles them to p**p on my porch?)
Fully shelf-stable because we keep the protective bloom in tact. No chemical bleaching or sanitizing from us. And the lifespan of these buggers is fascinating. Did you know eggs from the store are 3 weeks to 3 months old already?
Be warned. This is just the beginning of my egg facts.