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Canning season! Chicken and stock ✔️
09/07/2026

Canning season! Chicken and stock ✔️

💥ALL HAVE FOUND NEW HOMES!💥Free Aloe plants at the stand! My momma plant was huge so it was time to thin her out. Aloe…t...
09/07/2026

💥ALL HAVE FOUND NEW HOMES!💥

Free Aloe plants at the stand! My momma plant was huge so it was time to thin her out. Aloe…the gift that keeps on giving!

Not all days are rainbows and sunshine here on the farm…today we had to say goodbye to our OG goatie girl Creamy but not...
09/03/2026

Not all days are rainbows and sunshine here on the farm…today we had to say goodbye to our OG goatie girl Creamy but not before letting her have one more hoorah around the property eating brambles, wild strawberries, animal crackers and even the spruce trees that would’ve normally gotten her on mom’s sh*tlist. We are really going to miss our crazy girlie 💔

📣8/26 UPDATE- The plants are not liking these night time temps! There are too many to bring in and out everyday so I wil...
08/22/2026

📣8/26 UPDATE- The plants are not liking these night time temps! There are too many to bring in and out everyday so I will be bringing them in and purging on Rochester Plant Sales page. All are posted and ready to snag!

🪴PLANT SALE🪴
$5 OFF for every $25 spent

The nights are getting chilly so the plants must go! I just added a few more trays including one tray of $1 rehabs/reverted plants marked with a pink tag on the tray. I spray weekly as a preventative however these plants have lived outside so i cannot guarantee that there arent hitchikers. As always, treat and quarantine new plants!

Happyass Homestead
4566 Kear Rd
Canandaigua, NY 14424

Garlic, Pickled Beet Eggs and Pickled Dragon Eggs are at the stand! 🧄 2 Bulbs /$1 and Pickled Eggs are $8/Pint or $15/Qu...
08/18/2026

Garlic, Pickled Beet Eggs and Pickled Dragon Eggs are at the stand! 🧄 2 Bulbs /$1 and Pickled Eggs are $8/Pint or $15/Quart.

Just a friendly reminder that not every item in the stand is for sale or free to help yourself to. If it is “for sale” o...
08/14/2026

Just a friendly reminder that not every item in the stand is for sale or free to help yourself to. If it is “for sale” or “free”, it will be posted on the dry erase board. My personal decor to liven things up out there is slowly dwindling and while small, its frustrating. The vase of Leo feathers for example…our first year that he grew a full train and we had feathers…3/4 gone now 🫤. We love you all, your support has been amazing and we appreciate you all so much, please just dont steal our stuff.

☠️ Gold Deathlayers ☠️ Located in Canandaigua 14424. Please message us for details as comments are hard to manage and ca...
08/10/2026

☠️ Gold Deathlayers ☠️

Located in Canandaigua 14424. Please message us for details as comments are hard to manage and can easily be missed. Chicks are straightrun.

*Chick coloring can vary from redheads to marbling, this is NOT a s*x determining factor and interestingly enough, they all feather out to look the same as they age.

Cutest chickies of the 2026 season definitely goes to the Marsbars! Bonus…they are the friendliest, calmest babes of the...
08/05/2026

Cutest chickies of the 2026 season definitely goes to the Marsbars! Bonus…they are the friendliest, calmest babes of the bunch! Can’t wait to see what they lay!

Coming soon to your Happyass farm stand! 😉
08/02/2026

Coming soon to your Happyass farm stand! 😉

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4566 Kear Road
Canandaigua, NY
14424

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