HappyAss Homestead

06/02/2026

Homesteader’s score of the day! Imagine the possibilities 🤗

05/30/2026

Who else couldn’t resist the sale?

Normally i would not waste my money on rickety tractor supply coops but these new, all metal ones look pretty damn sturdy! Two little guys and one behemoth still waiting at the store since it wouldnt fit in my car 😂.

This farm momma ain’t got no time for more projects and i will have 3 new breeding groups next season! 🤗

05/28/2026

🚨LAST CALL FOR HATCHING EGGS!!!🚨

Last chance to get on the list for hatching eggs before i close the breeding pens down for the season and move everyone back to genpop! All hatching egg orders come with eggstras! The list will be open until 6/7. Please send us a PM if interested. Orders will be fulfilled in the order that they are received.

🐣Breeds Available:

Welsummer $60/Dozen
Cream Crested Legbar $60/Dozen
French Black Copper Maran $75/Dozen
F1OE Specklers and/or SL F1OE Marsbars $60
Hen’s Choice Mix Dozen $50

05/28/2026

🐥Last call for female Marsbars (Sexlinked F1OE) and Backcross Olive Eggers (SR)!

🚨See the pinned post on our page for the unmentionable details! 🙂

Located in Canandaigua 14424. Pickup only.

05/20/2026

05/19/2026

Ready to roll out to a new brooder!
🐥5-Marsbar Pullets
🐥4-Backcross OE (SR)
Send us a PM for info or check out the pinned post!

05/17/2026

Lets play another round of “How many times can we move and redo the garden“! Raspberry boxes moved today…now to move the berries themselves! 😬The old space was just not working despite all of the work that went into it and we need to downsize drastically until we get through our kids insanely busy stage of life. Hopefully being closer to the house makes this more manageable! 🤞

05/16/2026

🚨CLAIMED

🐥Last chance to grab some Welsummer chicks! Hatched 5/2 & 5/8. Straightrun. (Obvious males have been removed from this group so a high likelihood of females but no guarantees as Welsummer can be difficult to s*x.) Located in Canandaigua. Pickup only.

05/16/2026

🤨🫣😂🤷🏻‍♀️

05/15/2026

Just a bit of an update regarding our Blue Slates for any folks that have been wondering…Our favorite boy Hank has apparently given up on women…too much work for a old man! 😂 We are currently incubating the 3rd batch of eggs this season and hoping for the best but expecting the worst. We will know whats cooking…or not in about a week. Hank will never leave this farm or be replaced so if this batch is a dud, our days of hatching Blue Slates will be coming to a end. We shall see! 🤞