08/24/2026
POV: you've been to The Grindhouse 6 times. 🧍
You're not even halfway to free coffee yet.
Meanwhile we're over here already sipping ours, watching you do mental math in the drive-thru line like it's the SATs. 💀
The Green Siren wants your phone number, your email, AND a blood oath to their app before you can even see what "215 stars" gets you.
The Windmill Bros have a wall of flavor shots longer than a Cheesecake Factory menu and somehow still make the rewards program the confusing part.
We just don't do complicated. 6 visits. $3 min. Next drink free. That's it. That's the whole program.
Come get free coffee instead of a headache. ☕
6 visits, $3 min. purchase each visit. Terms apply.