05/22/2026
Todayās Story
Yāall I have to share this one with you. I so so so so needed this laugh today. I hope it gives you a giggle too. Iāve changed the names to protect the innocent š
Miss Margaret is a true southern lady, church going, God loving, family loving, and the most down to earth person youāll ever meet. I have so much respect for her and all that she has done in her life and for our community.
Well, sheās on the verge of finally retiring and is experiencing a few hiccups. I mean sheās so close that she can see the light at the end of the tunnel and this lady has worked way harder at TRYING to retire than anybody Iāve ever met. You see where Iām going? Sheās so close that she can almost taste it and then drama!
So Miss Margaretās daughter comes in to share with me this story because she wanted to SEE me laugh and boy did I! It seems after a particularly stressful day Miss Margaret shared a post from my personal page to her daughter. (The Older I Get the Heller the No). Now this was a little risquĆ© for Miss Margaret. (Not for me though-you never know what Iāll share on my personal page lol.). But thatās NOT what came across her daughters phone. What she got was this pretty little cartoon bubble with Stay the F*CK out of my bubble written in it. Her daughter was shocked to say the least and even sent a screen shot to her friend who responded WOW. Miss Margaret would NEVER say that, think that, much less share that. (I, on the other handā¦)
So her daughter calls her to ask if she was ok and about the message that was soooo unlike her. She tells her that she shared my Heller post because of the recent stress and her daughter says thatās NOT what you sent me. Miss Margaret said, āOh, Lord, Iām driving. Iām not good with technology. Let me pull over and look because thereās no telling with Karen.ā
Yāall I started laughing and giggled on and off about that all day. I could picture her sliding off the highway-breaks squealing and all. Then I imagine her dropping the phone like it was on fire when she finally saw what she really sent.
I think this might just cost me a Tomato Pie the next time Miss Margaret comes in. š