Seabiscuit's Nuclear Gasoline

08/10/2026

2-PART ANOUNCEMENT

Part II:

Introducing a small mini-series within the world of Nuclear Gasoline: The Shiny Sauce Series

Seabiscuit himself has been a HUGE fan of Pokemon since early childhood, and the famed "shiny Pokemon" were always one of the coolest aspects of the entire game series. As yet another ode to something so iconic, we decided to put the labels printed as the printer ran out of ink to good use and make this series of special edition bottles

If you happen to score a "Shiny Sauce" in your order, you will automatically win a free bottle of hot sauce that you may claim at any time! Just a fun way to add more excitement to what you may already be feeling when a package arrives at your doorstep!

Happy hunting fellow travelers 🐎☢⛽

08/10/2026

2-PART ANNOUNCEMENT

Part I:

Small batch #26: Apocalypse of Campari

Somewhat of an ode to Seabiscuit's lovely partner, Aspen, and her genealogical roots.. this is a full blown Italian style hot sauce

Perfect for any kind of Italian based cuisine, but above all else-- this is the pizza hot sauce you've always been looking for! With over 4lbs of Campari tomatoes, balanced ever so delicately with fresh basil and Calabrian chili oil. You'll never be able to experience pizza the same way ever again 🐎☢⛽

We have an abundance of this one, so go snag some from our site!

07/23/2026

Small Batch #25: Bonnetbel Butterscotch

I’ve been a HUGE Adventure Time fan for a decade, got my nephew into it too so we always talk about random episodes when we’re together and countless quotes said aloud

He’s gotten a lil more adventurous with trying hot sauce, so I wanted to make one especially for him and all of my MILDLY MILD travelers

Have you ever heard the phrase, “give me as much as you’d give a baby”? Well, this is hot sauce you can give to a baby

What is essentially a Habañero flavor inspired peach cobbler pie, this sauce is basically liquid butterscotch candy in a bottle that someone just yelled the word “spice” at until it just absorbed the energy

This is as mild of a sauce that could ever be, from 2.5lbs of caramelized peaches and apricots and carrots, to the cane vinegar that stretches out the sweetness even further.. this is our first Scotch Bonnet pepper sauce and we wanted to do it right

Grab a bottle today!

07/13/2026

We extended our KTDA discounts to the end of the week! Use code KIDKAYD3 for a flat out 17% off of your order! Use code KTDA50 when purchasing a bottle of “Still Dreamin’” (small batch #24 - Kidkayd3 tribute sauce) to get any other bottle for half off!

The giveaway is through the end of this week as well, simply send us or Ian Paulsen a screenshot that you are following the SoundCloud for KidKayd3! I’m giving away a bottle of his for every 10 entries!

At the very least, check out the Shopify!! We’ve re-designed EVERY single label for a smoother, mor cohesive appearance that INCLUDES INGREDIENTS! 🐎☢️⛽️

07/11/2026

Check out Keep The Dream Alive Charity Stream throughout the weekend, and check out all of the other badass vendors! I’ve dropped all of the sauces down to $17 a bottle, and you can use code KTDA KIDKAYD3 for an extra 17% off at checkout! Or just follow the Shopify down unda!

Our man KidKayd3 plays tomorrow, Sunday July 12th @ 5p MST! Let’s all party in the chat and get his sauce into the hands of his fans! 🐎☢️⛽️

A Charity Livestream Event for Raising Money for Youth on Record. See Y'all July 9th-12th

07/09/2026

We’ve already had our commercial aired once, don’t miss the next one!!!! Help us raise some money and check out AAALLLLL of the dope ass art so many people create and come together to showcase 🥹💜☁️🐎☢️⛽️

A charity livestream like no other! We bring the best beats to raise money so kids can learn to make more beats!!

07/08/2026

Introducing Small Batch #24: Still Dreamin’

We’ve gone ahead and done something rather special with this sauce. We’ve teamed up with our increasingly good friend, Cayden Miller, to make a sauce for the upcoming KTDA stream. You may him a bit better by the name Kidkayd3, to whom this sauce is dedicated!

We made this unique to KidKayd3 and where the project originates from in Northern Utah. With a recipe uniquely crafted to represent the primary agricultural productions (and those primarily consumed), ending with a color damn near identical to the sands of the land of which it stands to represent, this is Utah in a bottle

We’ve loved KTDA and have been massive supporters of the event project since its origins— we LOVE being involved in any way(s) we can! This new sauce will be available as an auction item in a 3-pack, just like the “Equatorial Infresno” sauce that’s listed in our vendor spotlight!

Last December, we had the opportunity to help with artist procurement/relations, and even got to make a sauce dedicated to the stream to help raise funds through the virtual silent auction they host over the duration of the event. Small Batch #14, “Keep The Heat Alive” was a smashing success and easily one of the most favored sauces we’ve ever made. So we decided to do something similar, but in an attempt to bring some love, attention and support to a man who’s musical creation has quickly taken a place at the top of my list next to artists like Daily Bread, Pretty Lights, and ODESZA

Titled after my favorite KidKayd3 track and using his own album art designs and logo font, this is a true dedicated tribute to KidKayd3 and all of the new fans he will get from this event! Be sure to CATCH HIS SET SUNDAY AFTERNOON/EVENING AT 5p MST! He’s sandwiched in between all of the homies that know how to break the place on the ole Sunday Funday

We now have a Shopify! You can use promo code KTDA KIDKAYD3 at checkout to save 17% on your order, or use the 🔗 below to have it applied automatically!

Finally, we will be doing a giveaway for a bottle or two of this sauce. Just like DCA, simply follow KidKayd3 on SoundCloud and share a screenshot with us (DM us or Ian, or comment on the posts with said screenshot). We will keep this giveaway open for the next week, we’ll close it down next Wednesday afternoon and announce our winner shortly thereafter!

07/08/2026

Words cannot express how excited we are to be one of the lovely proprietors during this phenomenal event! Stay tuned, we’ve got another great announcement coming shortly in association with our inclusion in this event! 🐎☢️⛽️

06/12/2026

Travelers! We need your help! Seabiscuit’s Nuclear Gasoline has accepted an offer to be apart of the “virtual vendor row” for the Keep The Dream Alive Charity Stream this July, and we get to have a short commercial aired during the event!

I’d like to make a short video that’s a compilation of photos and videos from you guys, the loyal customers and adventurous consumers of the nuclear gasoline. We are making another sauce specific to the stream, and in an attempt to get as much content as possible.. we will be hosting a giveaway for the stream sauce, with entry being content submission!

Comment on this post, or message this page or Ian Paulsen directly with your content to be entered! Every photo and video is a single entry, with a maximum of 10 entries per person (if they are all selfies, please have them be from different experiences and/or of different sauces. You can do multiple photos/videos from a single session, preferred to have different people in each photo and ideally different sauces)

Ian is also doing a giveaway for tickets to the film premiere for Dark City Agent on his personal page, go check it out! 🐎☢️⛽️

05/07/2026

Been awhile, eh fellow travelers?! For good reason, our proprietor has been hard at work!

With the recent announcement of the Keep The Dream Alive Charity Stream we wanted to give a fresh twist to an old classic— the garlic Fresno sauce

Leaning into some recently developed techniques, this was kept quite tropical and close to the equator. Utilizing ingredients like papaya, pink elephant mangos, cane vinegar and manuka honey to deliver a sweet yet spicy flavor that is surely going to be the daily driver of your sauce collection

Our lovely taste tester Aspen ranks this around a 2-2.5, taking a lot of the radioactivity out of this strain of nuclear gasoline. Proudly displaying our new design template, with every ingredient for your viewing and analyzing pleasure, these surely aren’t going to stay around for long!

Just ask our good friend Louis Fagelson 😏🐎☢️⛽️