Seabiscuit's Nuclear Gasoline

Seabiscuit's Nuclear Gasoline Seabiscuit has opened a fueling station, but not for just any traveler. Surely to have you dancing with the Devil at God’s doorstep.

This Gasoline here sure do be Nuclear, and this is the centralized location for distribution of the apocalyptic fuel.

Travelers! We need your help! Seabiscuit’s Nuclear Gasoline has accepted an offer to be apart of the “virtual vendor row...
06/12/2026

Travelers! We need your help! Seabiscuit’s Nuclear Gasoline has accepted an offer to be apart of the “virtual vendor row” for the Keep The Dream Alive Charity Stream this July, and we get to have a short commercial aired during the event!

I’d like to make a short video that’s a compilation of photos and videos from you guys, the loyal customers and adventurous consumers of the nuclear gasoline. We are making another sauce specific to the stream, and in an attempt to get as much content as possible.. we will be hosting a giveaway for the stream sauce, with entry being content submission!

Comment on this post, or message this page or Ian Paulsen directly with your content to be entered! Every photo and video is a single entry, with a maximum of 10 entries per person (if they are all selfies, please have them be from different experiences and/or of different sauces. You can do multiple photos/videos from a single session, preferred to have different people in each photo and ideally different sauces)

Ian is also doing a giveaway for tickets to the film premiere for Dark City Agent on his personal page, go check it out! 🐎☢️⛽️

Been awhile, eh fellow travelers?! For good reason, our proprietor has been hard at work!With the recent announcement of...
05/07/2026

Been awhile, eh fellow travelers?! For good reason, our proprietor has been hard at work!

With the recent announcement of the Keep The Dream Alive Charity Stream we wanted to give a fresh twist to an old classic— the garlic Fresno sauce

Leaning into some recently developed techniques, this was kept quite tropical and close to the equator. Utilizing ingredients like papaya, pink elephant mangos, cane vinegar and manuka honey to deliver a sweet yet spicy flavor that is surely going to be the daily driver of your sauce collection

Our lovely taste tester Aspen ranks this around a 2-2.5, taking a lot of the radioactivity out of this strain of nuclear gasoline. Proudly displaying our new design template, with every ingredient for your viewing and analyzing pleasure, these surely aren’t going to stay around for long!

Just ask our good friend Louis Fagelson 😏🐎☢️⛽️

Fellow travelers! We are please to introduce *drum roll*… Small batch  #21: Miso Sorrimurai (2-3/10 spice, deeply authen...
03/28/2026

Fellow travelers! We are please to introduce *drum roll*…

Small batch #21: Miso Sorrimurai (2-3/10 spice, deeply authentic Asian flavors)

AND! We have shifted to a (hopefully permanent) new label template that allows us to integrate everything into one cuttable image! We’re still small, so we have to print and tape labels by hand.. but this will make it MUCH easier to generate adhesive labels when we can make that upgrade! It also allows us to easily place the ingredient list within the image now so you may easily have the contents available to you on a whim! We take allergies and their instigators VERY seriously, safety first and then teamwork! And as you’ll see, the label change means a change in the batch/bottle # designators, so we’ll be using these authentic pre-apocalypse rope strings with hand written tags 🥹🤭

Stay fueled fellow travelers, life is hard and sauce always makes just a tad bit easier 🐎☢️⛽️

I’m having a whole lotta fun doing stuff for so many of my friends, and it feels extra good to do something for those wh...
02/21/2026

I’m having a whole lotta fun doing stuff for so many of my friends, and it feels extra good to do something for those who have been so supportive and encouraging of this here apocalyptic fueling station

So, without further ado, I present to you a very special limited batch that will be possessed by SOLELY one individual…

That one person, is OG hot head himself.. the one and only, the legend, Alex Fiszbein

Alex has been a supporter of SNG since before it was even a legitimate thing, being one of the initial voices that made the Yahn Dawn Hot Ones challenge come to fruition, where the whole thing was validated and solidified. Since that day, Alex has been the #1 customer of SNG, trying not only nearly EVERY single variety.. but creating a small community of fellow SNG enthusiasts through his love for the sauce, sharing it far and wide whenever he can

Small Batch #19, aka “Tropical FiszBurn” is a dedication to all of the love and support Alex has shown me and SNG throughout the years. This is not a variant that is available through me, Alex will have every bottle of this in his possession as a tribute to how much he loves the sauce. If you wanna try it, I recommend setting up a taste test with him 🐎☢️⛽️

Much more to share about our make shift “Hot Ones” challenge we did this past weekend for our good friend Marshal’s birt...
02/03/2026

Much more to share about our make shift “Hot Ones” challenge we did this past weekend for our good friend Marshal’s birthday! For now, here’s a lil sneak peak at our showcase! Special thank you to all involved! (Who will all be tagged on the next post)

Come snag a bottle of your own before they’re all gone! We left this event 11 bottles lighter 😏🐎☢️⛽️

Introducing a special 2 variant release in honor of my brother and best friend, Jonah RoznowskiJonah has backed this pro...
01/20/2026

Introducing a special 2 variant release in honor of my brother and best friend, Jonah Roznowski

Jonah has backed this project since the very beginning, and was the driving force that got the business off of the ground in the first place. He’s done nothing but support and promote Seabiscuit and the Nuclear Gasoline since the origin of the very sauce that caused this to come to fruition. Jonah is a great man that does even greater things for so many people, an inspiration in SOO many ways. I’ve known his son for his entire life, and love him just as if he were my own. Jonah is a genuine brother of mine, and he and his son are as family as people could ever be. I would go to the ends of the Earth for those boys, and these sauces are a dedication to our friendship and what it’s meant for so many years

Jonah had asked me a couple of months ago if I would make some milder sauces with the following names; “What The Helly?!” And “What The Helliente?!”. Took me awhile to come up with a good recipe for these, and boy oh boy did we hit the nail on the head! What The Helly is officially the most mild sauce we’ve made to date, with the Helliente being just a slightly spicier version. Same amazing flavors, one just a bit hotter than the other. These work GREAT as a spicy taco sauce!

This is a VERY limited release, so grab em while they’re still available!
Small Batch #17: What The Helly?!
Small Batch #18: What The Helliente?!

A tribute to my great friend and brother, Jonah Roznowski 💜☁️🐎☢️⛽️

01/07/2026

Friendly reminder that we are doing a “B3GO” on all of our sauces in addition to a 25% discount across the board!! 🐎☢️⛽️

That’s right, folks! Seabiscuit’s Nuclear Gasoline is being featured as the sauce base of a pizza that is named after no...
12/21/2025

That’s right, folks! Seabiscuit’s Nuclear Gasoline is being featured as the sauce base of a pizza that is named after none other than Seabiscuit himself— “Ian’s Spicy Italian”: “ #15 tomato base, mozz, pepperoni, Italian sausage, pickled jalapeños, Kalamata olives, parm”

Thank you so much Side Biscuit! What an incredible honor it’s been to have our sauce featured in such unique and delicious ways! 🐎☢️⛽️

Happy leftovers day, my fellow fuelers! Following suite like many other companies this time of year, we’re excited to be...
11/28/2025

Happy leftovers day, my fellow fuelers!

Following suite like many other companies this time of year, we’re excited to be offering a “Black Friday/Cyber Monday” deal on our lovely line of sauces. Nothing quite says “happy holidays” like giving a loved one (or yourself because we should all love ourselves, right?!) a bottle of Seabiscuit’s Nuclear Gasoline. Nothing will be a group of people closer together, than watching one of their own dance with the Devil at God’s doorstep

Every bottle is available at a 25% discount until the 2nd of December, while supplies last! This will not be our only holiday deal mind you, as we have a very special sauce to announce in a couple of weeks that may or may not.. *cough* ALIGN *cough* with a certain event taking place very soon. Stay tuned my travelers, wonderful things coming from Seabiscuit’s apocalyptic fueling station! 🐎☢️⛽️

Friendly reminder from this apocalyptic fueling station, that we have a beautiful line of 5 sauces that are exactly what...
11/25/2025

Friendly reminder from this apocalyptic fueling station, that we have a beautiful line of 5 sauces that are exactly what you need for anything you enjoy!

Also, you’ll notice that we have made a shift to GLASS bottles, so they will look a little different than you may be used to. We’ve added a drip tip to the bottles, and altered the labeling scheme for them. Each bottle will now come numbered with the batch and bottle number, and soon a full ingredient label!

Come dance with the Devil at God’s doorstep 🐎☢️⛽️

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1110 S Eaton Circle
Castle Rock, CO
80104

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+15178992055

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