G-Wil-Akers Farm

06/20/2026

06/02/2026

Kevin’s Goat (yes, that’s her actual name) is the only horned goat here. We generally avoid horns for “I’m stuck and about to turn into a vet bill” reasons.

She came to us after an unfortunate—but thankfully not tragic—incident at our neighbor Kevin’s house. Hence the name.

Every now and then she gets her horns stuck in the hay feeder. The good news: she’s smart and never panics. She just waits for rescue.

This time, though, I checked the camera footage and realized she’d been stuck for way longer than I was comfortable with. She also managed to trap Jasper in the process by wedging her horns just right. Kevin’s Goat was completely unbothered. Jasper looked appropriately offended.

The feeder was specifically designed to reduce hay waste and prevent goats from getting stuck. So naturally, I had to cut them out and create some new “I have horns” head holes.

Place your bets: how long before Kevin’s Goat ignores the new holes, finds a different spot, and gets stuck again? Because… goats.

05/11/2026

we like to reward our employees and this years pest control has started his weekly rounds soooo he gets his bonus!

05/11/2026

one was found yesterday the other today

05/09/2026

a little slurpy yummy watermelon for anyone else who likes the sound of pig munching

05/08/2026

year two for the flower beds which mean they are bigger and stronger, next year should be pretty spectacular!

05/06/2026

why do i love them so much? i really didn’t expect to be this smitten!

04/25/2026

Olivia and Mongo