09/13/2026
Happy National Grandparents Day! 🍺
Here’s to all the grandpas and grandmas whose purpose in life is simple:
Love the grandchildren unconditionally.
Spoil them absolutely rotten.
Fill them with snacks, stories, laughter, and questionable ideas…
Then send them home! 😄
Today, we raise a pint to the keepers of family stories, the dispensers of wisdom, and the wonderfully irresponsible enablers of “just one more treat.”
Cheers to grandparents everywhere, and to the quiet l***r that awaits once the grandchildren have been safely returned! 🍻
Fermented Sanity. Precisely Deranged.