The Green Vault

07/03/2024

Swiss Watch isn't the the best sounding strain names, but....WOOT

05/08/2024

Ever get so faded? That you type a post and then edit it for 20 min only to delete it. Yeah, me neither.

02/25/2024

Still one my fave hats. Big Mike custom Michael Bradley

07/14/2023

Definitely worth a watch

MAHOMES. COUSINS. MARIOTA. SEE THEIR SIDE OF THE GAME. QUARTERBACK - July 12, Only on Netflix.Minnesota Vikings QB Kirk Cousins, Atlanta Falcons QB Marcus Ma...

05/02/2023

It's pretty cool making the list. Great job by the Green Vault team!!

Out of 124 producers that had random pesticide test taken by the LCB and tested by WSDA lab, only 40 had absolutely zero pesticides results in every sample for the entire year. They came 3 times throughtout the year and grabbed 10 different strain samples each time.

Breakdown of 124 Cannabis Wholesalers tested by the WSDA in the last year performed on pesticides. On April Fools day, 2022, the WSLCB played one of the biggest jokes ever seen on the 1,100+ grower…

04/26/2023

Evidently, when I get super high...I start texting people in broken English.

03/23/2023

Gush Mintz, heavy indica strain, which is a cross of Kush Mintz x (F1 Durb x Gushers). Gushers is typically small dense nugs, but this cross is putting out some serious weight. Beautiful deep purple with dark forest green colors. Gassy sweet pine aroma. 5 more days then we start flushing her.

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!!

01/26/2023

Dang, I smoked new Creature Panic #3 and it straight got me ⛽️

Complete body relaxation, but my mind is slightly broken...it's there, but moving really fu***ng slow.

01/15/2023

Stoner thought #598000420

Do they make a tank top with a hoodie pouch? Cause sometimes, I be hot, but still need to carry s**t.

I reserve all rights, trademarks, legal speak for this idea.

12/18/2022

December is typically a slow month for sales and with this current economy, I have tried to keep my expectations in check.

However, I am feeling so blessed that Hefty Boyz managed to pick up 4 new accounts in the last 2 weeks. Totally wasn't expecting any new accounts til after Jan 1st.

Thank you and Happy Holidays to ALL of our retail partners, crew, friends, and most importantly, our customers for all your love and support.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! May 2023 be a better you for you.

The Green Vault is a Ma*****na Producer and Processor located in Chehalis, Washington

12/08/2022

Lol