03/30/2026
Some sandwiches are made. This one is summoned. This isn't a BLT. This is a spiritual event between two slices of bread. Whether you go mild, medium, or hot, Giardonnaise® turns a humble sammich into a main character moment.
You're welcome in advance.
BLTG = Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Giardonnaise
Ingredients:
2 slices of homemade sour diesel (sourdough bread)
3 strips of bacon from a pasture-raised hog (non-negotiable)
Handful of cherry tomatoes, sliced by sword
2 leaves of lettuce
Giardonnaise® (mild, medium or hot)
Instructions:
Bake bread. Store-bought is for quitters.
Cook bacon in a cast-iron skillet forged by Viking descendants. Anything else will ruin the flavor profile.
Rinse and massage the lettuce gently.
Spread Giardonnaise® with the precision of a neurosurgeon (see photo above for example).
Take 47 photos for Instagram before your first bite and tag .
Spend the rest of the day telling everyone about your life-changing sammich.