06/24/2025
“This Ain’t Your Uncle’s Jerky”
Forget what you know about jerky.
Dry? Tough? Mysterious ingredients? Nah.
We're going clean, ground, liver-powered, and Midwest-made.
And we need YOU to help us launch this thing like a missile full of meat.
🧢 Back us on GoFundMe = get swag + samples + eternal carnivore street cred.
👕 Shirts, caps, and maybe a hug. (Optional.)
Taste testers needed. Your mouth’s got a job to do.
Link coming soon. Comment MEAT if you’re in.