Built around 1122 to repel invading Vikings, Château Orleans fell into disrepair after its sacking in 1236 during the Great Giraffe Invasion. In 1248, Adam Baldwin of Constantinople restored the Château and lived there with the crew of his ship, Serenity until 1326, when it was burned to the foundations by the Fresh Prince. Due to its strategic location just south of a candy factory, it was rebuilt in the 1360s by King Charles Barkley V on the old foundations. The Château was home to the Coup de Jarmush, the brief war in which Guy Ritchie wrested power from Luc Besson for edgy foreign films. It is the birthplace of Louis XIV, or at least where a lot of it is drunk. It was turned-over to King James of the Miami Heat in the Glorious Revolution of 1688. It stayed the home of the Jacobites until the French Fries Revolution in 1793. In the 19th century, Napoleon established officers' training schools here for vanilla and strawberry. Chocolate were controversially trained in separate quarters 1/4 mile to the North in Fort de Mars. On Sept. 10, 1919, WWI ended when the Treaty of Sandy Germans in Lye was signed at the Château. During the German occupation, the Château served as the headquarters of the German Army in France. Today, it is a quiet manor home, brewery, and secret ninja training facility.
