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Clinton Nutrition Clinton Nutrition specializes in low carb protein shakes, no sugar loaded tea & specialty drinks!

🌟 HAPPY HUMP DAY, FRIENDS! 🌟We’re halfway to Friday… which means we’ve officially earned a drink AND a treat. 😂🙌Today’s ...
09/02/2026

🌟 HAPPY HUMP DAY, FRIENDS! 🌟

We’re halfway to Friday… which means we’ve officially earned a drink AND a treat. 😂🙌

Today’s lineup is basically “I have my life together” in a cup… even if that’s a complete lie. 😅👇

🍑 PEACH BELLINI SPECIALTY
115 mg caffeine • 109 calories • 0 sugar • 17g whey protein
✨ Biotin + collagen

🎉 FUNFETTI SHAKE
24g plant-based protein • 210 calories • 5g sugar • 12g net carbs
Basically birthday cake in a cup without needing an actual birthday. 🎂😂

🎃 PUMPKIN PRALINE CHEESECAKE PROTEIN CAKE POP
93 calories • 9g net carbs • 2.5g sugar • 6g plant-based protein
Because pumpkin season said “move over basic coffee.” 😏🎃

💥 MAKE IT A COMBO & SAVE!
Pick your drink + grab a cake pop and call it Wednesday self-care. We don’t make the rules. 😂💅

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ 7 AM–4 PM
📲 865-722-2840

Come see us and let us help you survive the rest of the week! 💗🥤🎃

🚨 TUESDAY. WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. 🚨It’s only Tuesday and somehow I’m already tired of everyone. 😂Kids? Loud.Work? Rude....
09/01/2026

🚨 TUESDAY. WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. 🚨

It’s only Tuesday and somehow I’m already tired of everyone. 😂

Kids? Loud.
Work? Rude.
Laundry? Still there.
Dinner? Absolutely not happening.
My patience? Currently on backorder. 💀

So if you’re a tired mom running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the hope that nobody asks “WHAT’S FOR DINNER?”…

WE GOT YOU. 😂👇

🔥 LOADED TEA + SHAKE COMBOS 🔥
Because apparently we’re supposed to function like responsible adults.

⚡ LOADED TEA:
💥 200 mg caffeine
✨ 24 calories
✨ 4 net carbs
✨ Low sugar
💊 B6 + B12 + Vitamin C
🌿 Aloe

🥤 PROTEIN SHAKE:
💪 24–27g plant-based protein
✨ 200–250 calories
🍬 5–10g sugar
✨ 10–15 net carbs

🎃 CAKE POP OF THE WEEK:
PUMPKIN PRALINE CHEESECAKE 🍂🎃

Because if we’re going to emotionally eat, we might as well make it a protein cake pop. 😂

✨ 93 calories
💪 6g plant-based protein
✨ 9 net carbs
🍬 2.5g sugar

Come see us before somebody asks you to make one more decision today. 😂

Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Mon–Fri 7AM–4PM | Sat 9AM–2PM
📲 865-722-2840

☕ Bring your tired. We’ll bring the caffeine.
🎃 And yes, you absolutely deserve the cake pop.

Tag a mom who is currently operating on 15% battery and pure attitude. 👇😂

🚨 MONDAY SURVIVAL MODE: ACTIVATED. 🚨Kids need breakfast.Someone can’t find their shoes.The laundry is judging you.Your t...
08/31/2026

🚨 MONDAY SURVIVAL MODE: ACTIVATED. 🚨

Kids need breakfast.
Someone can’t find their shoes.
The laundry is judging you.
Your to-do list is somehow reproducing.
And it’s only MONDAY. 😵‍💫😂

So naturally… WE NEED A LOADED TEA. 🧋💅

Because apparently “just drink some water” isn’t going to fix this level of nonsense. 😂

⚡️ LOADED TEA MACROS:
🔥 200 MG CAFFEINE
✨ 24 CALORIES
🍬 LOW SUGAR
💥 4 NET CARBS
🍊 B6 • B12 • VITAMIN C
🌿 Aloe for digestion & absorption

Basically, 200 mg of “I CAN HANDLE THIS” in a cute cup. 😂

Come see us at Clinton Nutrition and let us help you fake having your Monday together. 😜

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ MON–FRI 7AM–4PM
📞 865-722-2840

Tag the mom who deserves a loaded tea and 47 minutes of uninterrupted silence. 😂👇🧋

🚨 SATURDAY SURVIVAL MODE: ACTIVATED 🚨Listen… we don’t know what you did last night.We don’t need to know.We’re not here ...
08/29/2026

🚨 SATURDAY SURVIVAL MODE: ACTIVATED 🚨

Listen… we don’t know what you did last night.
We don’t need to know.
We’re not here to judge. 😂

We ARE here to put a SPECIALTY DRINK in your hand and pretend we have our lives together. 🥤💅

✨ SPECIALTY DRINK MACROS ✨
💥 115 mg caffeine
💥 109 calories
💥 9 net carbs
💥 17g whey protein
💥 Biotin + collagen

AND BEFORE YOU ASK…

YES. ADD THE WHIPPED CREAM. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

You’re already getting your protein.
You’re already getting your caffeine.
You’re already making responsible choices.

So obviously… PUT THE FLUFF ON IT. 😂☁️

Because calories are apparently scared of whipped cream.
We checked. It’s science. 🧪😂

Come see us 9 AM–2 PM today and let us fix whatever Friday night broke. 🤣🥤

📲 865-722-2840

Your Saturday therapist is cold, caffeinated, protein-packed and comes with whipped cream. 💀😂

🍑✨ FRIDAY CALLED… SHE WANTS A PEACH BELLINI! ✨🍑Because apparently we’ve made it through another week and that deserves a...
08/28/2026

🍑✨ FRIDAY CALLED… SHE WANTS A PEACH BELLINI! ✨🍑

Because apparently we’ve made it through another week and that deserves a drink that tastes like vacation without actually having to pack a suitcase. 😂🙌

🍑🥂 PEACH BELLINI KITCHEN SINK
Sweet peachy goodness + all the “I survived the week” energy you need!

🔥 200 mg caffeine
💪 17g whey protein
✨ Biotin + collagen
🌿 Aloe + herbal tea
🍑 133 calories
🍃 Low sugar • low net carbs

And because one good decision deserves another…

🤎🔥 CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH PROTEIN CAKE POPS 🔥🤎

Basically, we took your favorite childhood cereal and turned it into a protein-packed little bite of happiness. 😍

🍰 93 calories
💪 6g plant-based protein
🍬 2.5g sugar
🍃 9g net carbs

Come see us and let’s make Friday WAY more delicious than your workweek deserved. 😂

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ 7 AM–4 PM
📞 865-722-2840

Tag your Friday survival buddy 👇🍑🥂

🌟 THURSDAY CALLED… IT WANTS A SPECIALTY DRINK. 😂🥤Because apparently we need caffeine AND a snack to survive the rest of ...
08/27/2026

🌟 THURSDAY CALLED… IT WANTS A SPECIALTY DRINK. 😂🥤

Because apparently we need caffeine AND a snack to survive the rest of this week. Priorities. 😂

🔥 TODAY’S SPECIALTY DRINK 🔥
✨ 115 mg caffeine
✨ 109 calories
✨ 9g net carbs
✨ 17g whey protein
✨ Low sugar
✨ Biotin + collagen

Basically, it’s doing more for us than we are. 😂💪🏼

AND because one treat is never enough… 👀

🍰 CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH PROTEIN CAKE POPS 🍰

✨ 93 calories
✨ 9g net carbs
✨ 2.5g sugar
✨ 6g plant-based protein

They taste like your childhood cereal got a protein-packed glow-up. 🥣💪🏼😂

Come grab your specialty drink + cake pop and call it a balanced Thursday. We don’t make the rules. 😏

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Thursday: 7 AM–4 PM
📞 865-722-2840

Come caffeinate. Come snack. Come pretend you have your life together. We support the delusion. 😂💁🏼‍♀️

🌪️ WEDNESDAY CHECK-IN: ARE WE SURVIVING OR JUST VIBING? 😂If your Wednesday is giving “I have no idea what day it is, but...
08/26/2026

🌪️ WEDNESDAY CHECK-IN: ARE WE SURVIVING OR JUST VIBING? 😂

If your Wednesday is giving “I have no idea what day it is, but I definitely need caffeine”… WE GOT YOU. 👏🏼

🔥 LOADED TEA + SHAKE COMBOS 🔥
Because apparently one delicious drink wasn’t enough. 😏

⚡ Loaded Tea:
✨ 200 mg caffeine
✨ 24 calories
✨ 4 net carbs
✨ Low sugar

🥤 Protein Shake:
💪🏼 24–27g plant-based protein
🍭 5–10g sugar
📉 10–15 net carbs
🔥 200–250 calories

And because Wednesday needed a little extra chaos… 👀

🍪 PROTEIN CAKE POP FLAVOR OF THE WEEK:
✨ CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH ✨

All the nostalgic cereal-milk goodness without having to explain to your kids why you ate their cereal. 😂🥣

💥 93 calories | 6g plant-based protein | 9 net carbs | 2.5g sugar

Come grab your combo, your cake pop, and whatever remaining patience you have left this week. 😂❤️

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Wed–Fri: 7 AM–4 PM
📲 865-722-2840

🍓🍌 TUESDAY CALLED… IT WANTS A STRAWBERRY BANANA SHAKE. 😂Because apparently we’re supposed to be productive today, but fi...
08/25/2026

🍓🍌 TUESDAY CALLED… IT WANTS A STRAWBERRY BANANA SHAKE. 😂

Because apparently we’re supposed to be productive today, but first… SHAKE. Priorities. 🤷‍♀️😂

🍓 Strawberry
🍌 Banana
💪 Packed with protein
🥤 Basically happiness in a cup

Come get your Tuesday survival fuel at Clinton Nutrition! Because if we have to Tuesday, we might as well do it with a shake in our hand. 😏

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Today: 7 AM–4 PM
📞 865-722-2840

Tag the friend who needs this shake AND a little adult supervision today. 😂👇

🔥 SATURDAY = LOADED TEA O’CLOCK 🔥Because apparently we’re supposed to be productive on Saturday… so naturally we’re choo...
08/22/2026

🔥 SATURDAY = LOADED TEA O’CLOCK 🔥

Because apparently we’re supposed to be productive on Saturday… so naturally we’re choosing caffeine and vibes instead. 😂💁‍♀️

Come grab your favorite LOADED TEA and let us help you fake having your life together. 😜🧋

⚡ 200 mg caffeine
✨ 24 calories
🍬 Low sugar
💪 4 net carbs

Basically, it’s the weekend survival kit you didn’t know you needed. 😂

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Saturday: 9 AM–2 PM
📞 865-722-2840

Come see us before your Saturday turns into a “we’ll start fresh Monday” situation. 🤣🔥

✨ FRIDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… ✨And she brought a PIXIE STICK SPECIALTY because apparently we’ve decided childhood sugar...
08/21/2026

✨ FRIDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… ✨

And she brought a PIXIE STICK SPECIALTY because apparently we’ve decided childhood sugar-rush energy is the appropriate way to enter the weekend. 😂💥

🌈 PIXIE STICK SPECIALTY 🌈
Sweet. Fruity. Fun. Basically a Pixie Stick grew up, got a job, and came to Clinton Nutrition. 😂

If you loved Pixie Sticks as a kid… congratulations. Your adult self can now drink one. 😏💖

Come get your Friday fix and let’s pretend we have our lives together. ✨😂

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Friday: 7 AM–4 PM
📞 865-722-2840

Address

2683 Andersonville Highway, Suite 1
Clinton, TN
37716

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 4pm
Tuesday 7am - 4pm
Wednesday 7am - 4pm
Thursday 7am - 4pm
Friday 7am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 2pm

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