Clinton Nutrition

06/16/2026

🌮😂 TUESDAY CALLED… IT WANTS YOU TO STOP ACTING LIKE MONDAY NEVER HAPPENED! 😂🌮

Need a little pick-me-up without the coffee shop regret? We’ve got you covered! 🙌🥤

✨ Specialty Drinks ✨
✅ 109 Calories
✅ 17g Whey Protein 💪
✅ 115mg Caffeine ⚡
✅ Low Sugar 🍓
✅ Biotin & Collagen ✨

Basically, it’s like giving your afternoon a motivational speech… but tastier. 😎

Whether you’re conquering your to-do list, avoiding your laundry, or pretending to work while thinking about snacks, we’ve got the perfect drink waiting for you! 🤣

📍 Clinton Nutrition
⏰ Hours: 7:00 AM – 4:00 PM
📞 865-722-2840

Come see us and let’s turn this Tuesday from “meh” to “heck yeah!” 🎉🥤💪

😎🥤✨

06/15/2026

🌞💪 MONDAY CALLED… IT WANTS ITS ENERGY BACK! 💪🌞

If your Monday motivation is still hiding under the covers, we’ve got you covered! 😴➡️😎

Skip the drive-thru regret and grab one of our delicious meal replacement shakes! 🥤❤️

✨ Shake Macros:
✅ 200–250 Calories
✅ 24–27g Plant-Based Protein
✅ 10–15 Net Carbs
✅ 5–10g Sugar

Basically, it’s breakfast that actually has its life together. 😂

Whether you’re tackling work, chasing kids, hitting the gym, or just trying to survive Monday without a nap in the parking lot… we’ve got a shake for that! 🚗💨

Stop by and let us blend up some happiness! 🎉🥤

📍 Clinton Nutrition
📞 865-722-2840

⏰ Hours:
Monday–Friday: 7:00 AM – 4:00 PM
Saturday: 9:00 AM – 2:00 PM

🥤☀️💪😂

06/13/2026

🌞🎉 SATURDAY CALLED… IT SAID YOU DESERVE A DRINK! 🎉🌞

Why spend your Saturday making boring choices when you could be sipping something AMAZING? 😎🥤

🔥 Loaded Teas
✅ 24 Calories
✅ 200mg Caffeine
✅ Low Sugar
✅ 4 Net Carbs
✅ B6, B12 & Vitamin C
✅ Aloe for Digestion & Absorption

🥤 Protein Shakes
✅ 24-27g Plant-Based Protein
✅ 200-250 Calories
✅ 10-15 Net Carbs
✅ 5-10g Sugar

Whether you’re crushing errands, heading to the lake, or just trying to survive the weekend chaos, we’ve got the fuel you need! 🚀😆

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include extra energy, random dancing, excessive smiling, and becoming everyone’s favorite person. 💃🕺

📞 865-722-2840

⏰ Saturday Hours:
9:00 AM – 2:00 PM

Come see us and make your Saturday a little more delicious! ❤️🥤☀️ 😎🎉🥤

06/12/2026

🎉🙌 FRI-YAY IS HERE!! 🙌🎉

If your weekend plans include having energy, staying on track, and looking fabulous while doing it… we’ve got you covered! 😎🔥

🥤💥 Shake + Loaded Tea Combo = The Ultimate Dynamic Duo! 💥🥤

🍫 Meal Replacement Shakes
✅ 200-250 Calories
✅ 24-27g Plant-Based Protein 🌱
✅ 10-15 Net Carbs
✅ 5-10g Sugar

⚡ Loaded Teas
✅ 200mg Caffeine
✅ Low Sugar
✅ 24 Calories
✅ 4 Net Carbs
✅ B6, B12 & Vitamin C
✅ Aloe for Digestion & Absorption
✅ Natural Appetite Suppressant

🎯 One keeps you full…
🎯 One keeps you moving…
🎯 Together they make Friday feel like a superpower! 💪😂

✨ NEW KOOZIES ARE HERE! ✨
Because your drink deserves a cute outfit too! 😍 Grab one while they last and keep your favorite tea or shake looking fabulous all summer long! ☀️🌴

📍 Clinton Nutrition

⏰ Hours:
Friday: 7:00 AM – 4:00 PM

📞 865-722-2840

👇 Tell us your favorite combo in the comments!
🥤 Shake + Tea = Weekend Ready! 🎉🔥😎 ✨🥤⚡💪

06/11/2026

🌞☕ THIRSTY THURSDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ☕🌞

You made it through most of the week… which means it’s time to reward yourself with a Specialty Drink! 😎🎉

Why drink boring coffee when you can sip something that tastes amazing AND packs some protein? 🤯💪

✨ Our Specialty Drinks:
⚡ 115 mg Caffeine
💪 17g Whey Protein
🔥 Only 109 Calories
🍬 Low Sugar
💁‍♀️ Biotin & Collagen

Basically… it’s self-care in a cup. 😂💖

Tag that friend who’s running on caffeine, good intentions, and a prayer this week. 🙋‍♀️☕🤣

📍 Clinton Nutrition

⏰ Hours: 7:00 AM - 4:00 PM

📞 865-722-2840

Come see us and let us put a little extra pep in your Thursday step! 🥤✨🎉

😎🥤💪✨☕🎉

06/09/2026

🌞🧋 TEA-RRIFIC TUESDAY! 🧋🌞

If your energy level is currently somewhere between 😴 and 🦥… we have the solution! 🚨

✨ Loaded Teas are ready to save the day! ✨

💥 24 Calories
💥 200mg Caffeine
💥 Low Sugar
💥 4 Net Carbs
💥 Aloe for digestion & absorption
💥 Vitamins & hydration to keep you going! 💧

🧋 Whether you’re chasing kids, chasing deadlines, or just chasing your sanity… we’ve got a tea with your name on it! 😂🙌

🔥 NEW KOOZIES ARE HERE! 🔥
Keep your drinks cold 😎 and your hands dry 👏 while showing off your favorite nutrition spot! Grab one before they’re gone!

📞 865-722-2840

🕖 Hours:
Monday-Friday: 7 AM - 4 PM
Saturday: 9 AM - 2 PM

🎉 Stop by, grab a Loaded Tea, snag a koozie, and make Tuesday your favorite day of the week! 🧋💥😎

☀️🧋💚

06/08/2026

☀️🌞 MONDAY MORNING CHECK-IN! 🌞☀️

🚨 Warning: Side effects of starting your Monday with one of our shakes may include:
🤩 Increased happiness
💪 Feeling like a productivity machine
😎 Looking cooler than everyone else
☕ Forgetting you even needed that second coffee

🥤✨ Our Specialty Shakes are packed with the good stuff:

✅ 200-250 Calories
✅ 24-27g Plant-Based Protein
✅ 10-15g Net Carbs
✅ 5-10g Sugar
✅ Vitamins & Minerals
✅ Deliciousness Level: 💯💯💯

🎉 Whether you’re headed to work, the gym, running errands, or just trying to survive Monday… we’ve got your fuel ready! 🚗💨

😂 Monday called… it wants a do-over.
🥤 We recommend a shake instead!

🤠 No need to wrestle Monday on an empty stomach, partner! Grab a shake and ride into the week like a champion! 🐎✨

🙋‍♀️ Tag your Monday survival squad and swing by for your favorite flavor!

⏰ Hours Today: 7:00 AM - 4:00 PM
📞 Call Ahead: 865-722-2840

💪 Start strong.
🥤 Stay fueled.
😎 Conquer Monday.

☀️🥤💪🤩🎉❤️🤠🐎✨

06/05/2026

🌞🎉 FRI-YAY IS HERE, Y’ALL! 🎉🌞

The weekend forecast is looking 🔥 AMAZING 🔥 and we’ve got the fuel you need to tackle ballgames ⚾, lake days 🚤, yard work 🌱, shopping 🛍️, or just surviving your family reunion 😂!

🥤✨ Loaded Teas = Weekend Energy Mode: ACTIVATED! ✨🥤

Why start your weekend tired when you can start it with:
💥 200mg caffeine
💥 Only 24 calories
💥 Low sugar
💥 4g net carbs
💥 Aloe for digestion & absorption
💥 Tons of delicious flavor!

🚨 Warning: Side effects may include excessive productivity, spontaneous cleaning, dancing in the kitchen, and telling everyone how good your tea is. 🤣💃

⏰ Friday Hours: 7:00 AM - 4:00 PM
📞 Call Ahead: 865-722-2840

☀️ Grab your favorite Loaded Tea, soak up this beautiful weekend, and let us do the fueling while you do the fun!

❤️ We can’t wait to see you!

🥤☀️🎉😎💥

06/04/2026

☀️🌴 THIRSTY THURSDAY ALERT! 🌴☀️

The weather is gorgeous, the sun is shining, and your couch is trying VERY hard to keep you home today… 😂🛋️

Don’t let it win! 🚗💨 Swing by and grab a Loaded Tea that’ll have you feeling like the main character all day long! 😎✨

🧋💥 LOADED TEAS 💥🧋

⚡ 200mg Caffeine
🔥 24 Calories
🍭 Low Sugar
🥤 4 Net Carbs
🌿 Aloe for Digestion & Absorption
💪 Loaded with Vitamins & Energy

Basically, it’s sunshine in a cup with a side of motivation! ☀️😜

Whether you’re headed to work, the ball field, the lake, or just trying to survive Thursday, we’ve got the fuel you need! 🚀🌴⚾🏖️

⏰ Today’s Hours:
7:00 AM – 4:00 PM

📞 Call Ahead:
865-722-2840

🌞 Come enjoy this beautiful day with us and sip on something delicious!

☀️🧋💥😎🌴🍓🍍🍊💛

06/03/2026

Thank you so much 🩷🩷

Clinton Nutrition they are the best! I love their protein shakes. Today they made me strawberry lemon icebox. Delicious