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Clinton Nutrition Clinton Nutrition specializes in low carb protein shakes, no sugar loaded tea & specialty drinks!

๐ŸŠ๐Ÿˆ ITโ€™S THE THIRD SATURDAY OF OCTOBER, Yโ€™ALL! ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŠTennessee vs. Alabamaโ€ฆ otherwise known as the day we yell at the TV like...
10/17/2026

๐ŸŠ๐Ÿˆ ITโ€™S THE THIRD SATURDAY OF OCTOBER, Yโ€™ALL! ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŠ

Tennessee vs. Alabamaโ€ฆ otherwise known as the day we yell at the TV like the coaching staff can hear us. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฃ Somebody tell the kids to get their own snacksโ€”Mama is BUSY. ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿฅค Todayโ€™s feature: ROCKY TOP SPECIALTY! Because your drink should match your shirt, your spirit, and your completely unreasonable game-day volume. ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŠ

โšก 115 mg caffeine
๐Ÿ’ช 17g whey protein
โœจ 109 calories
๐Ÿงก Low sugar + biotin & collagen

Swing by BEFORE 2 to grab your game-day drinks and stock up on DRY TEAS for kickoff AND Sunday! Your future self deserves more than leftover chips and exhaustion. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ›๏ธ

๐Ÿ‘• Grab a Clinton Nutrition shirt and a cup koozie while youโ€™re hereโ€”your game-day outfit and your drink both need accessories! ๐Ÿงก

๐Ÿ“ Clinton Nutrition
โฐ Saturday: 9 AMโ€“2 PM
๐Ÿ“ฒ 865-722-2840

๐Ÿ‘‡ VOL NATION ROLL CALL! Drop a ๐ŸŠ if your house is about to get LOUD!

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก GO BIG ORANGE! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก ITโ€™S FRIDAYโ€ฆ AND THE TENNESSEE VS. ALABAMA STRESS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ๐ŸคฃHAPPY FRIDAY, Yโ€™ALL!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸฅคWeโ€™ve survived th...
10/16/2026

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก ITโ€™S FRIDAYโ€ฆ AND THE TENNESSEE VS. ALABAMA STRESS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคฃ

HAPPY FRIDAY, Yโ€™ALL!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฅค

Weโ€™ve survived the workweek, the laundry is still piled up, the kids have tested every ounce of our patience, and now weโ€™re heading into the THIRD SATURDAY IN OCTOBER! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

If you see a Tennessee fan pacing, talking to themselves, or randomly yelling GO BIG ORANGEโ€ฆ JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE. Theyโ€™re mentally preparing for Alabama. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿงก

And weโ€™re preparing the only way we know howโ€ฆ

WITH THE WHOLE DANG KITCHEN SINK! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ FRIDAYโ€™S FEATURE: THE VOL KITCHEN SINK! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก

Because a regular amount of caffeine just isnโ€™t going to cut it when Alabama is coming to town! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Weโ€™re combining the best of our LOADED TEAS + SPECIALTIES into ONE delicious drink!

โšก 200mg caffeine
๐Ÿ’ช 17g whey protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 133 calories
โœจ Biotin + collagen
๐ŸŒฟ Aloe + herbal tea

Basically, itโ€™s the official drink of โ€œI BLEED ORANGE, I YELL AT THE TV, AND I TAKE TENNESSEE FOOTBALL WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก

๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ›๏ธ AND DONโ€™T FORGET YOUR CLINTON NUTRITION GEAR!

๐ŸŒฟ CAMO SHIRTS
๐ŸŒˆ TIE-DYE SHIRTS
๐Ÿฅค CUTE CUP KOOZIES

Because your game-day drink deserves a cute outfit, and so do YOU! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ WEEKEND STOCK-UP WARNING! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

Tomorrow is GAME DAY, and we close at 2 PM SATURDAY!

That means TODAY is the perfect time to grab your DRY TEAS for the weekend! ๐Ÿฅคโšก

Because realizing youโ€™re out of caffeine halfway through the Tennesseeโ€“Alabama game is NOT the kind of fourth-quarter drama weโ€™re looking for! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘‡ VOL NATIONโ€ฆ HOW ARE WE FEELING?!

๐Ÿงก VOLS BY A MILLION!

๐Ÿ˜ฌ NERVOUS ALREADY!

๐Ÿˆ DONโ€™T SPEAK TO ME UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER!

๐Ÿฅค JUST GIVE ME THE VOL KITCHEN SINK!

DROP YOUR GAME-DAY MOOD BELOW! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคฃ

Come grab your VOL KITCHEN SINK, check out our Clinton Nutrition merch, and stock up on dry teas before the weekend! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿˆ

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ FRIDAY 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค GO BIG ORANGE!!! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿงก

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅค BEAT BAMA, STAY CAFFEINATED, AND FOR THE LOVE OF FOOTBALLโ€ฆ DONโ€™T FORGET YOUR DRY TEAS! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’— THIRSTY THURSDAYโ€ฆ BECAUSE SPOOKY SEASON ISNโ€™T THE ONLY THING TESTING MY PATIENCE! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚Well, well, wellโ€ฆ WE MADE IT TO T...
10/15/2026

๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’— THIRSTY THURSDAYโ€ฆ BECAUSE SPOOKY SEASON ISNโ€™T THE ONLY THING TESTING MY PATIENCE! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Well, well, wellโ€ฆ WE MADE IT TO THURSDAY! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ

At this point, the laundry has become a permanent member of the family, the kids have asked 437 questions before breakfast, and my bank account is telling me to STOP buying little treats. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ธ

But my mental health says GET THE MARSHMALLOW DRINK WITH WHIP! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜‚

And guess whoโ€™s winning that argument?! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅค

๐Ÿ’—โ˜๏ธ TODAYโ€™S FEATURE: PINK MARSHMALLOW SPECIALTY WITH WHIP! โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’—

Sweet, creamy, marshmallow goodness topped with a fluffy cloud of whipped cream! ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’•

Because itโ€™s SPOOKY SEASON, and the only thing scarier than Halloween is trying to function without caffeine! ๐Ÿ‘ปโšก๐Ÿ˜‚

โœจ 109 calories (before whip)
๐Ÿ’ช 17g whey protein
โšก 115mg caffeine
๐Ÿ’… Biotin + collagen

Basically, weโ€™re getting our protein, caffeine, and beauty benefits while pretending we have our lives together. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’– AND HAVE YOU SEEN OUR CUP KOOZIES?!

Because your emotional-support beverage deserves a cute little outfit too! ๐Ÿฅคโœจ

Letโ€™s be seriousโ€ฆ you didnโ€™t NEED another koozie, but you also didnโ€™t NEED 27 decorative pumpkins on your porch, and HERE WE ARE! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…

๐Ÿ‘‡ LETโ€™S SETTLE A VERY IMPORTANT DEBATE!

โ˜๏ธ TEAM EXTRA WHIP โ€” pile it HIGH!

๐Ÿฅค TEAM NO WHIP โ€” keep it simple!

๐Ÿคฃ TEAM JUST HAND ME THE WHOLE CAN โ€” itโ€™s been THAT kind of week!

DROP YOUR TEAM BELOW! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜‚

Come grab a PINK MARSHMALLOW SPECIALTY WITH WHIP, check out our cute koozies, and treat yourself for making it through another week of adulting! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ›๏ธ

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ OPEN 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’— SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE, BUT THE ONLY THING WEโ€™RE SCARED OF IS RUNNING OUT OF CAFFEINE! ๐Ÿ˜‚โšก๐ŸŽƒ

โ˜•๐Ÿซ WEDNESDAYโ€ฆ WEโ€™RE HALFWAY TO FRIDAY, BUT MY PATIENCE LEFT ON MONDAY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„Well, well, wellโ€ฆ LOOK WHO MADE IT TO HUMP DAY!...
10/14/2026

โ˜•๐Ÿซ WEDNESDAYโ€ฆ WEโ€™RE HALFWAY TO FRIDAY, BUT MY PATIENCE LEFT ON MONDAY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„

Well, well, wellโ€ฆ LOOK WHO MADE IT TO HUMP DAY! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘

At this point, the laundry is still judging us, the kids need approximately 47 things, and Iโ€™m running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the hope that Friday gets here before I lose my mind. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฃ

BUT DONโ€™T WORRYโ€ฆ WEโ€™VE GOT SOMETHING SWEET TO HELP YOU SURVIVE! ๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ TODAYโ€™S FEATURE: Sโ€™MORES ICED PROTEIN COFFEE! โ˜•๐ŸคŽ

All those delicious, cozy, campfire Sโ€™mores vibes without having to build a fire, smell like smoke, or fight the kids for the last marshmallow! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ

And this little beauty is packing:

โ˜• 80mg caffeine
๐Ÿ’ช 15g whey protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 100 calories
๐Ÿ™Œ 3 net carbs
๐Ÿฌ 2g sugar

Basically, itโ€™s coffee with benefitsโ€ฆ because regular coffee clearly isnโ€™t doing enough around here. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿคฃ

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ›๏ธ AND DONโ€™T FORGET OUR CLINTON NUTRITION GIFT CARDS!

Need a little something for your favorite teacher, bestie, coworker, or that mom whoโ€™s one more school notification away from completely losing it?! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜‚

Give them a gift card!

Because nothing says โ€œI CARE ABOUT YOUโ€ quite like โ€œYOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED CAFFEINE, BUT Iโ€™M TRYING TO BE NICE ABOUT IT.โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ’•

๐Ÿ‘‡ WEDNESDAY SURVIVAL CHECK!

โ˜• TEAM COFFEE โ€” donโ€™t speak until Iโ€™ve had it!

๐Ÿฅค TEAM LOADED TEA โ€” 200mg or donโ€™t bother!

๐Ÿ˜ด TEAM NAP โ€” wake me up Friday!

๐Ÿซ TEAM CHOCOLATE โ€” emotional support comes in many forms!

๐Ÿ˜‚ TEAM ALL OF THE ABOVE โ€” AND PLEASE DONโ€™T JUDGE ME!

DROP YOUR TEAM BELOW! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคฃ

Come grab a Sโ€™MORES ICED PROTEIN COFFEE, pick up a gift card for someone who deserves a little treat, and letโ€™s get through this Wednesday together! โ˜•๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ OPEN 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜• HALFWAY TO FRIDAY, FULLY CAFFEINATED, AND STILL QUESTIONING EVERY LIFE CHOICE THAT LED TO ADULTHOOD! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‚ TUESDAY CALLEDโ€ฆ AND APPARENTLY WEโ€™RE EATING CAKE FOR BREAKFAST! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…Listenโ€ฆ weโ€™re only TWO days into the week, and Iโ€™m ...
10/13/2026

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‚ TUESDAY CALLEDโ€ฆ AND APPARENTLY WEโ€™RE EATING CAKE FOR BREAKFAST! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…

Listenโ€ฆ weโ€™re only TWO days into the week, and Iโ€™m already questioning why being an adult doesnโ€™t come with scheduled nap times, snack breaks, and somebody else paying the bills. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ

BUT GOOD NEWSโ€ฆ WE HAVE CAKE! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ™Œ

And not just ANY cakeโ€ฆ

๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿฐ SALTED CARAMEL CHEESECAKE PROTEIN CAKE POPS! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸคŽ

Because if you put the word PROTEIN in front of cake, itโ€™s basically a responsible life choice. And I will NOT be accepting questions at this time. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ’ช 6g plant-based protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 93 calories
๐Ÿฌ 2.5g sugar
๐Ÿ™Œ 9 net carbs

And since weโ€™re making excellent decisions todayโ€ฆ WHY STOP AT CAKE?! ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ‚ PAIR IT WITH OUR PECAN PIE PROTEIN SHAKE! ๐Ÿฅค

All that delicious fall dessert flavor with:

๐Ÿ’ช 24โ€“27g plant-based protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 200โ€“250 calories
๐Ÿฌ 5โ€“10g sugar
๐Ÿ™Œ 10โ€“15 net carbs

Basically, weโ€™re having cake AND pie for breakfast, and somehow calling it a protein-packed Tuesday. ADULTING LEVEL: EXPERT. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ›๏ธ AND HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT OUR CLINTON NUTRITION SHIRTS?!

๐ŸŒˆ TIE-DYE โ€” for the colorful chaos queens!

๐ŸŒฟ CAMO โ€” for the moms trying to hide from their responsibilities! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Because sometimes a little retail therapy is the only thing keeping us from packing a bag and disappearing into the mountains. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”๏ธ

๐Ÿ‘‡ TUESDAYโ€™S VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION:

๐ŸคŽ TEAM SALTED CARAMEL CHEESECAKE
๐Ÿฅง TEAM PECAN PIE
๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ TEAM BOTH โ€” I HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL!

DROP YOUR TEAM BELOW! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜‚

Come grab your SALTED CARAMEL CHEESECAKE PROTEIN CAKE POP, pair it with a PECAN PIE SHAKE, and snag a cute Clinton Nutrition shirt while youโ€™re here! ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘•

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ OPEN 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฅค LIFE IS SHORT. EAT THE PROTEIN CAKE, DRINK THE SHAKE, AND BUY THE SHIRT! ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ MONDAY IS GIVING WITCH ENERGYโ€ฆ AND NOT THE CUTE KIND! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€Well, well, wellโ€ฆ LOOK WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHOW UP AG...
10/12/2026

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ MONDAY IS GIVING WITCH ENERGYโ€ฆ AND NOT THE CUTE KIND! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€

Well, well, wellโ€ฆ LOOK WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHOW UP AGAIN. ๐Ÿ™„

MONDAY. ๐Ÿ˜’

The weekend lasted approximately 14 minutes, the laundry is multiplying like gremlins, the kids are back to school after Fall Break, and mamaโ€™s patience is running on fumes. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ 

If you see me riding a broom today, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. Itโ€™s cheaper than gas. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ TODAYโ€™S FEATURE: WITCHES BREW LOADED TEA! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ

Straight from our spooky fall flavors, serving up that delicious CARAMEL APPLE goodness! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‚

And this little potion is packing:

โšก 200mg caffeine
๐Ÿ”ฅ 24 calories
๐Ÿ 4 net carbs
๐Ÿฌ Low sugar
๐Ÿ’ฅ B6, B12 & Vitamin C

Because sometimes you donโ€™t need a spell to fix your attitudeโ€ฆ you just need a LOADED TEA! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ›๏ธโœจ AND DONโ€™T FORGET OUR CUP KOOZIES!

Your emotional-support beverage deserves a cute outfit, especially when its owner is one minor inconvenience away from becoming the neighborhood witch. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜‚

Grab a koozie while youโ€™re here and call it retail therapy. WE SUPPORT THAT KIND OF HEALING. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

๐Ÿ‘‡ MONDAY PERSONALITY CHECK!

๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ Wicked Witch โ€” donโ€™t test me!

๐ŸŽƒ Basic Pumpkin โ€” just here for the fall vibes!

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ Walking Zombie โ€” barely functioning!

๐Ÿฅค Caffeinated Chaos โ€” just hand me the tea and back away slowly!

DROP YOUR MONDAY MOOD BELOW! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคฃ

Come grab a WITCHES BREW LOADED TEA, check out our cute koozies, and letโ€™s get this week started before somebody gets turned into a frog! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ MONDAY HOURS: 7-4
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ A LITTLE HOCUS POCUS AND A WHOLE LOT OF CAFFEINE! โšก๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก ITโ€™S SATURDAY IN TENNESSEEโ€ฆ AND FALL BREAK SURVIVORS DESERVE A MEDAL! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ๐ŸคฃWE MADE IT, Yโ€™ALL!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚The kids have been ho...
10/10/2026

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก ITโ€™S SATURDAY IN TENNESSEEโ€ฆ AND FALL BREAK SURVIVORS DESERVE A MEDAL! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคฃ

WE MADE IT, Yโ€™ALL!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

The kids have been home ALL WEEK, the grocery bill looks like a mortgage payment, the house looks like a crime scene, and mama has officially run out of patience, snacks, and nice words. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฃ

But you know what we HAVENโ€™T run out of?!

CAFFEINE, PROTEIN & BIG ORANGE SPIRIT!!! ๐Ÿงกโšก๐Ÿˆ

๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฅค TODAYโ€™S GAME DAY LINEUP IS ALL ABOUT THE ORANGE! ๐Ÿฅค๐ŸŠ

๐Ÿˆ THE VOL LOADED TEA! ๐Ÿงก

โšก 200mg caffeine
๐Ÿ”ฅ 24 calories
๐Ÿ™Œ 4 net carbs
๐Ÿฌ Low sugar
๐Ÿ’ฅ B6, B12 & Vitamin C

Because yelling at the TV for four quarters requires preparation! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿˆ

๐ŸŠ ORANGE CREAM PROTEIN SHAKE! ๐ŸŠ

๐Ÿ’ช 24โ€“27g plant-based protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 200โ€“250 calories
๐Ÿฌ 5โ€“10g sugar
๐Ÿ™Œ 10โ€“15 net carbs

Tastes like an orange creamsicle, but with protein! ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿงก

GRAB THE COMBO! Because why choose between caffeine and protein when you can have BOTH?! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ WEEKEND STOCK-UP ALERT! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

We close at 2 PM TODAY, so donโ€™t be that person staring into an empty cup on Sunday wondering where your life went wrong. ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿฅค Grab your DRY TEAS for the weekend!

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Check out our CUP KOOZIES!

๐Ÿ‘• Snag one of our TIE-DYE OR CAMO CLINTON NUTRITION SHIRTS!

Because your game-day outfit isnโ€™t complete without your emotional-support beverage and a little retail therapy! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿ‘‡ SATURDAY ROLL CALL!

๐Ÿˆ TEAM GO BIG ORANGE!

๐Ÿฅค TEAM JUST HERE FOR THE LOADED TEAS!

๐Ÿ˜ด TEAM I SURVIVED FALL BREAK AND NEED A NAP!

๐Ÿคฃ TEAM ALL THREE โ€” DONโ€™T ASK QUESTIONS!

COME SEE US BEFORE 2 PM! Grab your Vol Loaded Tea, Orange Cream Shake, dry teas, and some cute merch before we shut it down for the weekend! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ›๏ธ

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ SATURDAY 9 AMโ€“2 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค GO BIG ORANGE!!! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿงก

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅค FALL BREAK IS OVER, BUT THE CAFFEINE DEPENDENCY LIVES ON! ๐Ÿ˜‚โšก

๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ HOCUS POCUSโ€ฆ this mom needs caffeine to FOCUS! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸฅคItโ€™s FRIDAY, and fall break has us wondering how kids can be bored A...
10/09/2026

๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ HOCUS POCUSโ€ฆ this mom needs caffeine to FOCUS! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅค

Itโ€™s FRIDAY, and fall break has us wondering how kids can be bored AND hungry every 12 minutes. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŸ Somebody get Mom her emotional-support drink! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ Todayโ€™s feature: HOCUS POCUS KITCHEN SINK! ๐Ÿ’œโšก
A loaded tea + a specialty combined in one cupโ€”with aloe and herbal tea added! ๐Ÿฅคโœจ

โšก 200 mg caffeine
๐Ÿ’ช 17g whey protein
โœจ 133 calories
๐Ÿ’– Biotin + collagen

๐Ÿฐ Pair it with this weekโ€™s Salted Caramel Cheesecake Protein Cake Popโ€”because hearing โ€œMooooom!โ€ 746 times deserves a treat. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿงก Get your drinks ready for the Tennessee game! Grab your game-day fuel and stock up on dry teas so youโ€™re ready to yell โ€œGO VOLS!โ€ at the TV like the coach can hear you. ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿคฃ Your lucky shirt is your responsibilityโ€ฆ weโ€™ll handle the drinks! ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Grab a cute cup koozie, tooโ€”your game-day drink deserves an outfit! ๐Ÿงก

๐Ÿ’ฌ Whatโ€™s your game-day personality: calm spectator ๐Ÿ˜Ž or yelling at the TV before the first play? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡

๐Ÿ“ Clinton Nutrition
โฐ Friday: 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ฒ 865-722-2840

Come grab your Friday potion and weekend fuel! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅค GO VOLS! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‚ THIRSTY THURSDAY: PUMPKIN SPICE & FALL BREAK SURVIVAL! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸฅคWell, well, wellโ€ฆ LOOK WHO MADE IT TO THURSDAY! ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸคฃItโ€™s FALL ...
10/08/2026

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‚ THIRSTY THURSDAY: PUMPKIN SPICE & FALL BREAK SURVIVAL! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅค

Well, well, wellโ€ฆ LOOK WHO MADE IT TO THURSDAY! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

Itโ€™s FALL BREAK DAY 4, and at this point the kids have eaten $300 worth of groceries, the house looks like a tornado came through, and mama is approximately ONE โ€œIโ€™M BOREDโ€ away from booking a one-way flight to Mexico. ๐ŸŒดโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

BUT FIRSTโ€ฆ PUMPKIN SPICE! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’…

๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฅค TODAYโ€™S FEATURE: PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE PROTEIN SHAKE! ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ‚

Because itโ€™s officially pumpkin season, and if putting pumpkin spice in everything is wrong, WE DONโ€™T WANNA BE RIGHT! ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽƒ

And this fall favorite isnโ€™t just deliciousโ€ฆ itโ€™s packing some serious protein! ๐Ÿ’ช

๐ŸŽƒ 24โ€“27g plant-based protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 200โ€“250 calories
๐Ÿฌ 5โ€“10g sugar
๐Ÿ™Œ 10โ€“15 net carbs

All the cozy fall vibes without having to pretend you enjoy raking leaves or spending $200 on decorative pumpkins. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸŽ AND DONโ€™T FORGET OUR GIFT CARDS!

Need a little something for your favorite teacher, bestie, coworker, or the mom whoโ€™s barely hanging on this Fall Break? ๐Ÿคฃ

A CLINTON NUTRITION GIFT CARD says:

๐Ÿ’– I appreciate you!

๐Ÿฅค You deserve a treat!

๐Ÿ˜‚ You look like you need caffeine, but Iโ€™m trying to be polite!

๐Ÿ‘‡ LETโ€™S SETTLE A VERY IMPORTANT FALL DEBATE!

๐ŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!

๐ŸŽ Give me all the caramel apple!

๐Ÿซ Chocolate is the only season I recognize!

๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ Pumpkin belongs on the porch, NOT in my cup! ๐Ÿ˜‚

DROP YOUR TEAM BELOW! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‚

Come grab your PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE PROTEIN SHAKE, pick up a gift card, and treat yourself for surviving another day of Fall Break! ๐Ÿฅค๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

๐Ÿ“ CLINTON NUTRITION
โฐ OPEN 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŽƒ THE KIDS GOT A WEEK OFF SCHOOL. MAMA DESERVES A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE AND 45 MINUTES OF SILENCE! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฅค

๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฐ TUESDAY: FALL BREAK โ€” DAY 2. HOW WE HOLDING UP?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ƒThe kids are home. The snacks are disappearing at an alarming rate...
10/06/2026

๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฐ TUESDAY: FALL BREAK โ€” DAY 2. HOW WE HOLDING UP?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ƒ

The kids are home. The snacks are disappearing at an alarming rate. Nobody knows what day it is. And somebody has probably already asked, โ€œWHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฃ

Wellโ€ฆ WEโ€™RE GOING TO CLINTON NUTRITION. Thatโ€™s what weโ€™re doing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ’จ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿฐ NEW PROTEIN CAKE POP OF THE WEEK! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšจ

๐ŸคŽโœจ SALTED CARAMEL CHEESECAKE โœจ๐ŸคŽ

Yesโ€ฆ SALTED. CARAMEL. CHEESECAKE. ๐Ÿคค

And somehow we put protein in it, so weโ€™re calling this a responsible adult decision and refusing to answer further questions. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’…

๐Ÿ’ช 6g plant-based protein
๐Ÿ”ฅ 93 calories
๐Ÿ™Œ 9 net carbs
โœจ 2.5g sugar

Pair one with your favorite protein shake or loaded tea and suddenly Fall Break Day 2 doesnโ€™t look so bad. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ›๏ธ AND CHECK OUT OUR CLINTON NUTRITION SHIRTS WHILE YOUโ€™RE HERE!

๐ŸŒˆ TIE-DYE
๐ŸŒฟ CAMO

Because caffeine, protein AND retail therapy is basically the Fall Break mom trifecta. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ‘‡ TODAYโ€™S VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

๐Ÿฐ Are you eating your Salted Caramel Cheesecake Cake Pop immediately?

ORโ€ฆ

๐Ÿš— Are you telling yourself youโ€™re โ€œsaving it for laterโ€ and then eating it in the car before you leave the parking lot? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

And which shirt are you grabbing?

๐ŸŒˆ TEAM TIE-DYE
๐ŸŒฟ TEAM CAMO
๐Ÿ›๏ธ TEAM BOTH โ€” DONโ€™T JUDGE ME

Come see us, grab a Salted Caramel Cheesecake Protein Cake Pop, get your favorite drink and treat yourself to a Clinton Nutrition shirt! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘•

๐Ÿ“ Clinton Nutrition
โฐ OPEN 7 AMโ€“4 PM
๐Ÿ“ž 865-722-2840

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅค FALL BREAK DAY 2: POWERED BY CAFFEINE, PROTEIN & QUESTIONABLE SPENDING DECISIONS. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

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