10/15/2026
A friend at work Is extremely upset that her landlord destroyed her antique chair by spray painting it blue without asking. So I made her this 100% edible smash chair with a little poem to go with it. 😉
It's too bad your landlord sucks.
Time for cameras and new locks.
Sorry that this isn't blue.
This ugly green will have to do.
So smash it hard no style or grace.
And just pretend that it's her face.
She loved it. 😄
