08/21/2026
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
Apparently EVERYONE has decided sourdough bread is a public safety threat because there might be “shards of metal” in it. 😭😂
SO NATURALLY… I’M SELLING IT TOMORROW. 🤣🥖
Come see me TOMORROW — SATURDAY 8/22 from 8AM–11AM at the corner of Airport & 1484 for some dangerously delicious, 100% metal-free sourdough. 😂
🥖 Plain Jane
🌶️ Jalapeño Cheddar
🤤 SOURDOUGH FUDGY BROWNIES
🚨 ONLY 12 LOAVES. 🚨
✨I’LL ALSO HAVE A SPECIAL FRIEND WITH ME! ✨
She’ll be selling her HOMEMADE GRANOLA🤤
Come get your bread. Get some brownies. Get some granola.
LIVE DANGEROUSLY. 😂
📍 Airport & 1484
🗓️ Saturday, 8/22
⏰ 8AM–11AM
Come early because 12 loaves is NOT a lot, y’all. 👀🥖
💜💗 The Elevated Loaf 💜💗