Uno's Jerky

06/26/2024

New flavor who dis?

04/26/2024

We are at the NXL Paintball Lonestar Major, but we stocked and ready to ship online! Free shipping on orders over $30! UnosJerky.com

04/13/2024

Goliad Market Days in Goliad Texas What up! Good Morning! See ya today!

03/23/2024

West side gets DUBs!

Good morning everybody. Come see me ND try some salsa!!! I have chip to buy as well. I am ne t to the Ihatepaintball and across from that fake westsider Uno's Jerky

12/07/2023

Uno's Jerky x Goliad

12/07/2023

Meet the cards available to Generals C**t Roberts and Alex Martinez of San Antonio X-Factor during the Joust!

Joker(1): Guest star Todd Green joins the fight for your team, and stays until they lose! Points scored against Todd do not count!

Ace(1): The General personally takes the field, and stay until defeated, or until they run the table!

King(2): Trump card! Send the current opposing player on the field to the Uno's Jerky luxury lounge/penalty box for 5 minutes!

Queen(2): Trump card! Send the current opposing player on the field to the Uno's Jerky luxury lounge/penalty box for 2 minutes!

Jack(2): Run it back! Repeats the previous matchup. Use it to give your player a second chance, or to bring the opposing player back on for a second helping of L's!

Deuce(2): Timeout! Calls a 2 minute timeout.

Which cards are you most excited for at the joust?

11/17/2023

From now and through New Year's Day, FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $30. First 10 orders get a free bag of jerky! Go to Unosjerky.com and order some jerky!

11/17/2023