BIG TABLE RANCH

05/30/2026

One week away!!

05/08/2026

Thank You Eddie for being such a lovely and good soul! We will miss you!
https://www.mariposagazette.com/articles/fast-eddie-gotta-fly-50-years-at-the-wheel-my-my/?fbclid=IwY2xjawRrE2ZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFKcG5QeWI4Y2t0V01oNWR0c3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHuxNQfh2nKMIb4E5dr9X5xprDal5dJ37pSHoxDyhmkzXjqgE3ixXaqWqsXuj_aem_tmbRrFVrWn20mQU4j6QnEg

After 50 years of service, ‘Fast Eddie’ has delivered his final packages to Coulterville and Greeley Hill. Brown has never been so bitter sweet. Eddie Sereno officially retired from UPS on April 24 after more than five decades behind the wheel. Sereno, 70, had delivered packages to northern Mari...

05/05/2026

BTR Dinner May 16 w/ and Due Ragazze wines is coming soon! Tix link in bio.

05/04/2026

Our Saturday May 16th Dinner with Chef Sadie Taylor and Due Ragazze Vineyards is coming up!
Tix https://big-table-ranch.square.site/
Check out Sadies pix from previous dinners~ DELISH!!
🌅🌼🌺

02/26/2026

Oaks and Troop Troop chillin in our mid 70’s February weather.

10/30/2025

What an amazing evening with False Bottom Band!

10/12/2025

What an absolutely spectacular final Big Table Dinner of 2025!
Thank you to this beautiful community and the ever talented & her hard working crew!
We are excited for more adventures in 2026. Stay tuned!

10/04/2025

Tix for our Sat Oct 11th dinner with Chef Sadie Taylor will end Wed morning. We have some special orders we need to do. We look forward to seeing you!

Nestled in the Sierra Foothills, 28 miles to Yosemite, near the historic goldrush town of Coulterville, and close to Groveland, Don Pedro, Lake McClure, Sonora and Mariposa. Great location for water sports, hiking, swimming and relaxing! 

09/18/2025

Our dogs are more likely to get in your truck, scratch your pretty paint job... anything but lead you to us!!😅

So I roll into this farm in North Dakota to deliver a grain bagger. Place is massive. Roads everywhere. Houses, barns, shops... basically a whole city but with tractors instead of traffic lights. I call the farmer and say, “Hey, I’m at your main entrance but I got no idea where the hell to go.”

Farmer goes, “Oh crap, you’re here already. I’m busy, so I’ll send my dog.”

Me: “...your dog??”
Farmer: “Yes sir. He’ll bring you right to the shop.”

Couple minutes later this dog comes flying out of nowhere, pulls up to my driver’s side door barking his head off. I roll the window down like, “Alright Lassie, what is it? Timmy in the well again?” Dog barks once, turns, and bolts down the road. Every hundred feet he looks back, barks, then keeps going.

So now I’m in a semi truck following a farm dog through a maze of barns and dirt roads like it’s the world’s most redneck GPS. Left turn. Right turn. Zigzag through a field. At this point I’m wondering if he actually knows where we’re going or if I’m about to end up abandoned in some cornfield with Scooby Doo laughing his ass off.

Sure enough, boom... there’s the farmer with his tractor. Dog trots over like, “Mission complete.” Farmer hands me a dog treat and says, “Give that to him. Thank him for bringing you.”

Apparently this happens all the time. Guy just sends his dog to fetch truckers and lead them to whichever shop he wants.

Best damn day of my week. Also... if your farm dog isn’t trained to guide semis like a four-legged Uber driver, are you even farming?

And as always this post is proudly sponsored by

Ruff GPS — because screw Garmin, just bark louder

E-I-E-I-O Taxi Service — now offering left turns, right turns, and the occasional cornfield detour

Bark Directions — “recalculating route” means the squirrel ran by

09/15/2025

MAjor Thank You's to the False Bottom Band for coming to our fab little town and bringing us all such joy! Sat Night was spectacular! Big Love to Ms Belton who is the magic setting up our shows and to our always rock star pal Gino for helping everywhere at all times!!!! Y'all are FABULOUS! Check out videos at False Bottom Band @ BigTableRanch SAT SEPT 13th 2025
We have one last event for the year SAT Oct 11th, dinner with Chef Sadie Taylor- tix at bigtableranch.com 😍🥰