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5M Farms We are a small farm in Crofton, Ky. Follow to get to know us!

We carry Silver fox and New Zealand meat rabbits, Cochin bantams, golden sebrights, Kahki Campbell ducks, a colored egg flock and so more including reptiles!

Oh my goodness!! This tiny little one is maybe as round as a half dollar! It will matures around 200 lbs and is our seco...
10/09/2026

Oh my goodness!! This tiny little one is maybe as round as a half dollar! It will matures around 200 lbs and is our second African spurred tortoise. Our first is 5 years old and his name is Harry! What should be name this one? Gender neutral of course as we won’t know the gender for a couple years!

10/08/2026

ITS HERE!!!! It’s been delivered!!!! OMG I AM SO SMITTEN!!!!

Well, I decided to DNA s*x the 3 white Cochin chicks we have. So, of course, off the seat of my ass I went. 🤣Called Just...
10/08/2026

Well, I decided to DNA s*x the 3 white Cochin chicks we have. So, of course, off the seat of my ass I went. 🤣

Called Justin in to help, got the chicks banded, and had my coffee filters ready to collect blood for Little Haven Homestead & DNA Lab.

Went to do the first chick, cut the nail, and started dabbing the toe while Justin was holding it.

Y’ALL. I WAS DABBING JUSTIN’S THUMB. 😭🤣🤣

I know I’m blind, but DANG. 😭

Now he says I need bifocals, and he took over the nail cutting and blood collecting. All I got to do was hold the coffee filter still. 🤣

He’s scarred for life, and now I understand that vet TikTok where they don’t have their glasses on and accidentally try drawing blood from the human instead of the animal. 🤣🤣

EXCEPT I HAD MY GLASSES ON. Their nails are just tiny! 😭

I bet that man won’t help me DNA s*x another chick anytime soon. 🤣🤣🤣

10/08/2026

I love hearing them Yotes holler

10/07/2026

Something is joining the farm tomorrow! It’s tiny and we already have one of it! Can you guess it?!

This is IHOP. She was born with one leg completely backwards. She’s always been the sweetest little thing and definitely...
10/06/2026

This is IHOP. She was born with one leg completely backwards. She’s always been the sweetest little thing and definitely had the will to live, so we let her do just that. ❤️

IHOP has been our shop chicken since the day she came out of the brooder. During the day she hangs out in the fenced-in garden area, and at night she goes into her enclosure in the shop. She hops over to us when she wants to be picked up and held, and trust me—she is VERY vocal when she wants out. 🤣

But today was a HUGE milestone…

IHOP LAID HER VERY FIRST EGG. 🥚😭

We get the rap sometimes that because we raise livestock, if an animal doesn’t produce—or if they’re special needs and can’t produce—we just kill them.

That simply isn’t true.

Quality of life will always matter. If IHOP were suffering or living in pain, then yes, we would make the humane decision to euthanize her. But she isn’t. She eats, drinks, explores, hollers at us, demands attention, hops around her garden and very clearly enjoys her life.

She’s just a little different.

And she’s absolutely perfect in her own way. ❤️

And now apparently she’s decided she can pay rent in eggs, too. 😂🥚

Thanks for coming to my IHOP TED Talk.

Something that’s bothered me lately…You can have a homestead, a farm, or whatever you want to call it on 2 acres, 6 acre...
10/06/2026

Something that’s bothered me lately…

You can have a homestead, a farm, or whatever you want to call it on 2 acres, 6 acres, 10 acres, 24 acres, or anywhere in between.

Having more acreage does not make your farm better than someone else’s.

I’ve watched farms with a ton of acreage go under, and I’ve watched people on 3 acres turn a profit and absolutely thrive. It all depends on what you have, what you do with it, and how much you’re willing to put into it.

We have around 120-something animals right now, and the majority of them serve a purpose in feeding our family. We dug a pond this year. We built 5M Farms LLC. We have show birds. We sell hatching eggs, chicks, and adult birds when available. We breed animals, raise them, process them, and grow our own meat.

But you know what?

You will never hear me say we’re more of a farm or homestead than somebody else.

You don’t need an LLC to be a farm.
You don’t need 100 acres.
You don’t need a certain number of animals.
And you sure as hell don’t have to do things the way somebody else does.

We do just fine on our 6 acres. We’ve raised cows, pigs, rabbits, chickens, ducks, geese—you name it. Along the way, I’ve learned what I enjoy raising, what I have the patience for, and what I’d much rather buy from another local homesteader.

And pigs? F**k them pigs. Not just one. ALL OF ’EM. 🤣🤣🤣

That’s part of the beauty of this community. I don’t have to raise everything, because somebody else might love raising the thing that makes me question every decision I’ve ever made. 😂

We’re all trying to survive. We’re all trying to feed our families. We’re all learning, growing, and hopefully building an amazing community along the way.

So don’t tear somebody else down because their property is smaller, their setup looks different, or they don’t do things exactly like you.

Your farm doesn’t become “more of a farm” just because it’s bigger.

Besides… we all know size doesn’t always matter. 🤣

10/05/2026

Woke up and checked the cameras this morning only to find Wh***ey, our farm cat, having a full-on faceoff with a racc**n. 🤣

They stared each other down, the c**n finally backed down and ran off, and then Wh***ey looked DIRECTLY at the camera like, “Mom… did you SEE that?!” 😂😂

At this point I don’t know if they’re besties, made a truce, or if Wh***ey has officially taken over nighttime farm security. 🤣

Either way, apparently the racc**ns know who runs this place now. 🐈‍⬛🦝

10/01/2026

I swear to you anytime I have an incubator full of eggs, the power will go out without fail. 😭😭😭

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Crofton, KY

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