5M Farms

5M Farms We are a small farm in Crofton, Ky. silver fox meat rabbits and also carry ducks, as well as Show cochin bantams and a big mixed breed flock for eggs and meat

🐹 Looking for a new home! 🐹We have two female guinea pigs available They come with a huge cage, hides, toys, treats, fo...
06/23/2026

🐹 Looking for a new home! 🐹

We have two female guinea pigs available They come with a huge cage, hides, toys, treats, food, and all the supplies you’ll need to get started.

These sweet girls belong to two young farm girls who have decided they’d like to focus on some other farm animals, so they’ve made the tough decision to find a new home for their inside babies.

Both are very friendly, and the baby especially loves attention!

📍 Located in Pembroke, KY.

If you’re interested or would like more information, please send us a PM. We’d love to find these girls a wonderful home. Not Free! ❤️

06/23/2026

I have an announcement.

I lied.

Again.

I said I was done hatching eggs. I said it confidently. I said it like I believed it. Turns out that was my first mistake.

Today I put 26 eggs in the incubator. Golden Sebrights and Bantam Cochins, all bred right here on the farm. And because I apparently thrive in chaos, my giant broody hen is about to get a pile of duck eggs too.

The real issue is I still have ONE EMPTY INCUBATOR.

One.

Empty.

Incubator.

That’s not an empty incubator. That’s an opportunity. That’s the universe testing me. That’s a giant flashing sign that says, “You know what would fit in there? More eggs.”

And honestly… it’s right.

Maybe this hatch will pay for the Indio Gigantes I’ve been eyeballing. Not because I’d ever sell the Indios once I got them. Absolutely not. Those giant feathered dinosaurs would retire here and live better than most people. The Sebrights, Cochins, ducks, and whatever else hatches? Well… somebody has to fund my poor financial decisions.

Thankfully Justin doesn’t check the bank account because I do all the finances. He just randomly walks outside and discovers new animals. One day it’s a chicken. One day it’s a goose. One day it’s a tortoise.

Speaking of tortoises… here’s a video of the sulcata that my sister and I drove ELEVEN HOURS round trip to pick up. Eleven. Hours. Normal people take road trips for vacations. We apparently take them for reptiles.

I don’t really ask permission. I ask forgiveness. Usually after the animal is already home and has a name.

Anyways, 26 eggs are cooking, duck eggs are next, I still have an empty incubator, I want Indio Gigantes, and if anyone asks, this is an investment strategy.

Not an addiction.

The difference is addicts eventually stop. 🤣🐣🥚🐢

06/22/2026

My big coop is my favorite coop, and honestly it’s because nobody in there has a single functioning brain cell.

It’s full of feral chickens, chickens that should be serving life sentences, chickens that wake up every morning and choose violence, and a duck that was raised by chickens and is so committed to the bit that she refuses to acknowledge she’s a duck. At this point, I don’t think she even knows what water is.

They lay the prettiest eggs you’ve ever seen, which is really the only thing keeping them out of trouble.

I’ve got a rooster that was born here and is the absolute best boy. Then I’ve got another rooster that I paid an embarrassing amount of money for at an auction because he was old and pretty. The man saw me coming from a mile away. But that old rooster has raised more babies than some of the hens around here, so I guess he’s earned his keep.

This coop isn’t perfect. It’s not organized. Nobody follows rules. There’s constant drama, suspicious injuries, screaming, unauthorized babies, and at least three ongoing investigations at any given time.

I love my show birds, but these are my babies. My hand-raised weirdos. My emotional support felons.

They’re a mess, but they’re my mess, and I wouldn’t trade that coop for anything. ❤️🐔🤣

06/21/2026

These hens and Roos have loved their eggs and shells today! 60 eggs! 30 this morning and 30 this evening!

🐣🌾 Free Range Friday! 🌾🐣Look at this sweet Cochin hen and the little zombie chicks she hatched for me so I could give my...
06/19/2026

🐣🌾 Free Range Friday! 🌾🐣

Look at this sweet Cochin hen and the little zombie chicks she hatched for me so I could give my incubator a much-needed break! Aren’t they adorable?! 🥹❤️

With 7 broody hens running around here, I figured I might as well let them do the work. They hatched these Cochins like pros, and honestly, watching a mama hen raise babies is one of my favorite things on the farm.

The only problem? Every time chicks hatch, it makes me want to hatch even more eggs! 🤣🐔🥚

Anyone else have zero self-control when it comes to baby chicks? 😂

06/19/2026

Our boys will be showing poultry and waterfowl at the WKSF Tuesday the 30th at 6pm! Come see us show and watch me lose my sanity 🤣

06/18/2026

Harry is being a straight up bully today 🤣

🦆🤷‍♀️ Welcome to Too Bad, Now Ya Know Thursday! 🤷‍♀️🦆Did you know ducks and geese are among the few birds that have an a...
06/18/2026

🦆🤷‍♀️ Welcome to Too Bad, Now Ya Know Thursday! 🤷‍♀️🦆

Did you know ducks and geese are among the few birds that have an actual p***s? Most birds, including chickens, reproduce using a cloaca, which is an opening used for both waste and reproduction.

Nature is weird, and the farm teaches us something new every day. 😂

Too bad… now ya know

06/18/2026

Harry the African spurred tortoise or sulcata!

06/18/2026

Always trying to push me out of the way. 🤣 This is Harry the sulcata tortoise!

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Crofton, KY

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