06/02/2026
Hey everyone! Father’s Day is just around the corner, and we all know what Dad really wants.
Spoiler alert: It’s not another tie. 👔
He wants something he can actually enjoy, preferably while sitting in his favorite chair and telling a terrible joke. So, I decided to beat him to the punchline:
Why did the cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a bit crumby! 🥁💥
..Okay, okay, leave the jokes to Dad and leave the baking to me!
Whether your dad is a classic Chocolate Fudge kind of guy, a Vanilla traditionalist, or wants something custom that says ”Thanks for teaching me how to change a tire (and for not yelling when I messed up)”—we’ve got you covered.
🗓️Pre-Orders Are Officially Open!
Our Father’s Day cake slots fill up faster than Dad running to the thermostat when someone changes it by one degree.
How to order: Slide into our DMs, click the link in our bio, or call the bakery directly!
Last day to order: 6/17
Give the man what he actually wants this year. (And yes, he has to share a slice with you. It’s the rules.)
*NOT my cake in the photo. Image is for advertisement purposes*
