Blithe Spirits Vodka

10/11/2026

Sunday brunch, but make it a whole damn music video. Powered entirely by 2000s bangers and Blithe Spirits. 😮‍💨🥞💿💯

10/10/2026

☠️ Catching stage-divers. 🤘 Practicing jumpscares. Screaming either way. 🧟‍♂️ From the pit to the back row (in the fetal position), our NEW Doom Slasher Long Sleeve Tee has you covered. 👻

🚨 Snag yours for 20% OFF with WEAINTSCARED at checkout—offer ends Halloween night. 🎃

Heavy riffs. Horror flicks. Zero chill. The Blithe Spirits long-sleeve brings doom-metal energy and midnight-movie menace to a heavyweight tee. Soft-washed, combed ring-spun cotton keeps it ultra-soft, while a classic fit and durable construction make it a repeat-wear staple. Finished with wickedly

10/10/2026

🥲🥖When you thought you were in your “homesteading era” but you’re actually just in your “drinking vodka in a messy kitchen” era.🍸🤪

🎶 vulfpeck

10/09/2026

“Sorry, you were on mute”—me to all my work stress as soon as the team happy hour starts. Happy Friday, fam! 🌿🍸

🎶 Pomplamoose

10/08/2026

country? hip-hop? as long as blithe is on the bar, we don’t care what the dj drops next.

Blithe Spirits Vodka coming soon to a h***y tonk near you!

10/07/2026

SLIDE 1️⃣
☠️ POV: You’re catching a 180lb stage-diver while your favourite doom metal band plays. 🤘

SLIDE 2️⃣
🎬 Practicing our jumpscare techniques. If you need us, we’ll be in the back row (in the fetal position). 😱

🚨NEW MERCH‼️ Snag yourself one of these rad NEW Doom Slasher Long Sleeve Tees from our merch store for 20% OFF when using WEAINTSCARED at checkout—offer ends Halloween night. 🎃

10/07/2026

☠️ POV: You’re catching a 180lb stage-diver while your favourite doom metal band plays. 🤘

🚨NEW MERCH‼️ Snag yourself one of these rad NEW Doom Slasher Long Sleeve Tees from our merch store for 20% OFF when using METALAF at checkout—offer ends Halloween night. 👻

🎶 brain.injury.unit

🎬 Practicing our jumpscare techniques. If you need us, we’ll be in the back row (in the fetal position). 😱

🚨NEW MERCH‼️ Snag yourself one of these rad NEW Doom Slasher Long Sleeve Tees from our merch store for 20% OFF when using WEAINTSCARED at checkout—offer ends Halloween night. 🎃

🎶 brain.injury.unit

10/06/2026

hear me out, chat: the laundry dings, but all I really hear is some banger cumbia 🔊💃🏽 blithe is bringing the energy because, honestly, folding clothes is a task for tomorrow 🤷🏽‍♀️✨

10/05/2026

Denver in the fall could never. 🏖️🍸
Step 1: sip Blithe Spirits Vodka
Step 2: pretend to pack
Step 3: find a beach

🎶 Jian & Kitten Co.

10/04/2026

Brunch is back, and cooler than ever, ya’hrrd?!