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Apparently my wife and I are not on the same page for buying mustard. 9 bottles and various brands. No hot dog for scale...
06/15/2026

Apparently my wife and I are not on the same page for buying mustard. 9 bottles and various brands. No hot dog for scale as it was eaten with mustard

Broke our garlic press (dull since nothing is built to last) but inside the handle was some sort of sand? Just to add we...
06/15/2026

Broke our garlic press (dull since nothing is built to last) but inside the handle was some sort of sand? Just to add weight and portray quality?

Or to unintentionally season my food when it breaks?

M32, banana doesn’t fit in the press

At a restaurant right now, my son just asked me why he got a threek instead of a fork like Dad.No bananas, this is an It...
06/15/2026

At a restaurant right now, my son just asked me why he got a threek instead of a fork like Dad.

No bananas, this is an Italian joint.

Maybe it was a northern English thing, but when I was a kid growing up in the 70s , we'd have a bath once a week on a Su...
06/15/2026

Maybe it was a northern English thing, but when I was a kid growing up in the 70s , we'd have a bath once a week on a Sunday night and then have to dry your hair in front of one of these gas fired monsters. You'd end up slapping your head as it began to , essentially, boil.
To think nowadays, we, or certainly me, shower and wash our hair twice a day!
Imagine what it was like in historical times!

Recently a supermarket nearby had a big offer of a different assortment of products at 1 Euro each.After filling the bas...
06/15/2026

Recently a supermarket nearby had a big offer of a different assortment of products at 1 Euro each.
After filling the basket with some essentials, I caved in a moment of weakness and expended 5 Euros on some admittedly "spur-of-the-moment" impulses and purchased a few Mentos Rainbow three packs.
I have never really been a Mentos fan (I am more of a Skittles kind of guy to be honest), and it is not a well known product to me, but I must say I was possitively surprised when I noticed how as I was going through the first package, the advertised flavor matched the in-package candy.
I decided to open a whole three pack for scientific reasons, and discovered to my delight that all three follow the strictest packaging conduct, 2 candy pieces of the corresponding flavor neatly tucked one after the next. This was true for all three packages in the three pack. Kudos to Mentos quality control department and procedures, I am still a Skittles person (Mentos are too big a piece for my comfort), but this speaks well of your organization.

Barcelona, M, 33, size 11.5 us. Banana for scale

At lunch yesterday, I thought someone had taken my straw. My wife insisted it was still in my glass. It was.
06/15/2026

At lunch yesterday, I thought someone had taken my straw. My wife insisted it was still in my glass. It was.

I came across this 23 mph speed limit sign, and it left me with so many questions. Why 23? Why not 22 or 24? Is this the...
06/15/2026

I came across this 23 mph speed limit sign, and it left me with so many questions. Why 23? Why not 22 or 24? Is this the perfect scientifically calculated speed for peak road efficiency? Did a committee spend months debating this? I like to imagine a heated town hall meeting where 22 mph was deemed “too slow” and 24 mph was considered “borderline reckless.”

So, being the responsible citizen I am, I set my cruise control to precisely 23 mph. I am now the most law-abiding driver on this stretch of road.

Shoe size 11.
No banana for scale—last time I tried, it rolled off the dashboard at exactly 23 mph.

My girlfriend loves to point out the fact that I am strange for eating cereal or soup with a teaspoon and have been doin...
06/15/2026

My girlfriend loves to point out the fact that I am strange for eating cereal or soup with a teaspoon and have been doing so since I can remember. She says she doesn't know anyone else that does this. Surely I am not the only one??

M 26 (UK-10) Love Microsoft Excel and flight simulator

Hi. My name is Stephanie, and I’m a toast snob. While I am always incredibly grateful when someone else makes me breakfa...
06/15/2026

Hi. My name is Stephanie, and I’m a toast snob. While I am always incredibly grateful when someone else makes me breakfast, I rarely get my version of perfect toast.

I hope this is not too dull for you all, but toast is very important to me. Featured here is my perfect piece. Crispy on the outside, a little chewy on the inside still. Buttered to perfection. The secret is to butter it the second the toaster pops, so the butter melts completely, thus preserving the chewy inside.

My husband recently ate a piece that had been intended for one of our kids, but ultimately rejected (NOT because it wasn’t tasty enough!) It was cold, had been sitting out for more than 10 minutes, yet he said it was the BEST piece of toast he had ever eaten.

I have been validated in my selfish toast snobbery, and as a reward I don’t need to provide bananas.

41F, size 9 US. Buttered toast got me through all three of my pregnancies alive.

Running around the local Costco, an American mega-mart that sells packages of pasta in sizes that could feed a battalion...
06/15/2026

Running around the local Costco, an American mega-mart that sells packages of pasta in sizes that could feed a battalion in a bomb shelter for several months, I noticed this. Only 2 bolts at the base of each of the footings on the shelves. Not just this post. Each and every post. Presumably a cost-cutting measure. It made me wonder - what are the specs on this sort of thing? How much money did they save? I guess there are probably about 200 posts, saving 2 bolts apiece, so that’s 400 of these bolts. How much is a bolt? Like, $2 each? So with labor saved for not having to drill in these extra bolts, this couldn’t have been more than $2,500 saved. I guess that makes a difference in the bottom line? Who knows, but I do know I could use a bushel of 500 bananas.

M51, size 12 wide

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