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Cherry & Porto Reduction happenings
09/21/2016

Cherry & Porto Reduction happenings

I know everyone wants some Creamy Bastard! Including the people at Thrillist.. They want us to be open so bad I think th...
07/21/2015

I know everyone wants some Creamy Bastard! Including the people at Thrillist.. They want us to be open so bad I think they thought if they wrote about it that it would be true!! However, we are still months away from production.. The write up was a misprint and I had Creamy Bastard removed.. I'm truly sorry for the teasing of your frozen custard desires.. I will make Creamy Bastard happen come hell or high frozen custard base!

Together at last.. Just foolin' in the test kitchen for a min. I have a suspicion many of you would like this flavor in ...
03/19/2015

Together at last.. Just foolin' in the test kitchen for a min. I have a suspicion many of you would like this flavor in your freezer. Who wouldn't want a lil Bourbon Vanilla Creamy Bastard?

This is how I feel today after overcoming the biggest hurdle in chocolate recipe writing EVER! YES! Creamy Bastard refus...
03/18/2015

This is how I feel today after overcoming the biggest hurdle in chocolate recipe writing EVER! YES! Creamy Bastard refuses to use nasty ass chocolate sauce with high fructose corn syrup in it. So, we made our own for the Double Chocolate with Espresso Bean Frozen Custard. We are even closer to running our fundraiser too..

I want to thank everyone for talking about Creamy Bastard and checking in on us. Progress is being made just FYI!
02/17/2015

I want to thank everyone for talking about Creamy Bastard and checking in on us. Progress is being made just FYI!

11/07/2014

Just an update for all our lovely lovers that contact us for Creamy Bastard Custard. We are not open yet- we need about $75,000.00 to get there- it is hard- it is the hardest most expensive food business to startup. We will do an indiegogo /Kickstarter very soon to raise some moola. We got super popular super fast! We love it- and we are doing the best we can to get a spot, equipment, permits, and all the extra crap we need to make Creamy Bastard Happen!

This is what is expected of Creamy Bastard... It's either this or purchase a yucky pre-made custard base loaded with sti...
09/18/2014

This is what is expected of Creamy Bastard... It's either this or purchase a yucky pre-made custard base loaded with stinky preservatives. If we can find an organic pre-made mix company we will be closer to opening! Sorry for the delay lovely people.... It's a lot of work!

The Guittard Chocolate Company Loves Creamy Bastard & Creamy Bastard Loves The Guittard Chocolate Company
09/10/2014

The Guittard Chocolate Company Loves Creamy Bastard & Creamy Bastard Loves The Guittard Chocolate Company

09/01/2014

Happy picnic day! Looking forward to next Labor Day when all our fans can have Creamy Bastard as their post BBQ treat.

08/29/2014

What in the....? Facebook is limiting the number of posts seen by our lovely friends. This is happening with all business FB pages.
Please help.. When you see a post by Creamy Bastard press that little 'Like' button orrrrrr leave us a comment. We always love hearing from you :)

Our video is done! Thank you Drew Rist and Don Merritt. I can't wait to share it along with Creamy Bastard's story on in...
08/20/2014

Our video is done! Thank you Drew Rist and Don Merritt. I can't wait to share it along with Creamy Bastard's story on indiegogo.. Coming soon

This is our Citrus and Crème Frozen Custard on top of my grandmas antique spoon. I think it came out great!
08/06/2014

This is our Citrus and Crème Frozen Custard on top of my grandmas antique spoon. I think it came out great!

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