Baller Mom Kitchen

06/02/2026

06/01/2026

Our BMK Sneaky Pasta is a superstar for clinic lunches, office squads, and any gang craving a cozy, nostalgic bite!

Dive into our signature sneaky pasta—lean ground beef tangled in marinara, with stealthy shredded veggies sneaking in extra vitamins and fiber! Pair it with a fresh garden salad drizzled with our secret-recipe vinaigrette and a side of toasty garlic bread. Bon appétit!

Order now at BallerMomKitchen.com

05/29/2026

You asked and we have answers!

I’m new to BMK, how exactly do weekly deliveries work?
BMK delivers every Monday, with menus opening one week in advance. Orders can be placed until 5 PM on the Saturday prior.

What is Chef KP’s most used kitchen tool?
Chef KP loves her handheld mandolin, she says she uses it everyday at home and in the BMK kitchen! Find her favorite kitchen tools on Pinterest , and we will share in our stories!

I’m new to cooking, I can’t get my food flavored well like my BMK orders are, help?!?
To enhance food flavor, taste as you cook. Many home cooks under-season their dishes. Professional chefs use tasting spoons to make sure they are finding the perfect balance, so keep some handy for frequent tasting.

05/29/2026

The summer struggle is real but Baller Mom is here to help.
When school ends so does the daily structure and eventhough everyone can take a big sigh of relief that Maycember is almost over, feeding growing kids can be hard.

Baller Mom has easy to grab nutrition filled snacks, meals and prepared ingredients kids can use to make their own Do-It-Themself Meals! It's like meal time with training wheels- chefs kiss! 👩‍🍳😘

05/29/2026

in Lake Highlands is the neighborhood “don’t overthink it” spot.

Weeknight bar seat. Half-price bottles Tuesday + Wednesday. Blood Orange Spritz or Spicy Paloma when the weather turns.

No fries - but rosemary tots and fried artichokes fill the role nicely
I broke down exactly why this place works (and a couple things I’d change) over on the blog 'The BMK Playbook'.



**All opinions are my own. Visits are not sponsored unless noted.**

05/25/2026

Every Memorial Day weekend, our family visits the cemetery to place flags at the graves of veterans.

This one is my Dad’s. Captain Robert Paradise, US Marine Corps, Vietnam.

This year my oldest son carefully cleaned his stone and trimmed back the grass when we arrived. It’s something he learned from his Dad and that continuity is special.

Remembering today those who gave their lives in service to our country, the families who carry their memories forward, and the traditions that keep those stories alive. 🇺🇸

05/25/2026

These single-serve cups pack all the big board magic without the set-up. Ideal for cocktail hour or to beat that afternoon slump! The perfect gift for your neighbor or office buddies!
Enjoy 2 kinds of salami, 3 varieties of cheese, fresh and dried fruits, crackers, and a sugary delight. We can even package them individually with your favorite logo!

05/22/2026

To allow our staff to enjoy time with their families our typical Monday Delivery will shift to Tuesday May 26, just for this week. Thanks so much for understanding, We hope that you are able to enjoy the 3-day 2eekend and we can't wait to see you next week!

05/21/2026

Some debriefs require sushi.
is loud, lively, and Monday night half-price bottles make it very easy to linger.
No fries here - but the riceless Himalayan and Royce rolls are mandatory. Ask for extra serrano. Ask for truffle oil on the side if you’re sensitive.
I broke down exactly why this place works (and a couple things I’d change) over on the blog ‘The BMK Playbook’.


**All opinions are my own. Visits are not sponsored unless noted.**

05/20/2026

Here’s a Part 2 version that keeps the same rhythm and voice but shifts into the “adult toppings” angle:

PART 2: Adult toppings because moms deserve an upgraded summer meal too 😅✨

Summer has a way of making everyone hungry at random hours… so while the kids are building their own quesadillas and snack plates, we’re making the grown-up version over here.

Using the same easy prepared ingredients but adding a few elevated toppings makes lunch feel a little less survival mode:
✨ crispy tortillas
✨ BMK Tex Mex Chicken
✨ BMK Bangin’ Bean Dip
✨ shredded cheese

Then add:
✨ Lime Crema
✨ fresh jalapeños
✨ BMK Queso
✨ BMK Real Deal Texas Ranch

The goal isn’t making elaborate meals all summer long. It’s having a few things prepped that can turn into something good in 5 minutes flat.

Easy for the kids. Better for the moms 🤍

Everything you see here is available on this week + next week’s menus, and the tools are linked in stories + on our Pinterest in Linktree.

05/20/2026

Summer has a way of throwing all structure out the window — snack requests every 14 minutes, late breakfasts, “there’s nothing to eat” on repeat 😅

One thing that helps us keep a little rhythm around here? Stocking simple prepared ingredients the kids can grab and turn into their own easy meals.

Think:
✨ crispy tortillas
✨ shredded cheese for quesadillas
✨ BMK Bangin' Bean Dip
✨ BMK Tex Mex Chicken
And if you want to dress it up
✨ BMK Queso
✨ BMK Real Deal Texas Ranch

Not every meal has to be a full production. Giving kids a few easy options they can build themselves creates a little independence, a little confidence… and honestly, a little peace for everyone.

Summer doesn’t need a perfect schedule — just a few systems that make the days feel softer and easier 🤍

All of the ingredients you see here are available this week and next on our menus and the tools can be found in our stories and on our Pinterest in our Linktree

Want more topping ideas see PART 2!

05/19/2026

PLEASE NOTE NEXT WEEK'S DELIVERY WILL BE TUESDAY MAY 26
Our delivery drivers and team will enjoy Memorial Day weekend with their families and then be ready to serve you and your family your delicious BMK Meals again Tuesday May 26th.

05/17/2026

05/14/2026

is polished but warm - and the fire pit alone makes it worth the reservation.

Drink: The Bracco (frozen greyhound + Aperol + fresh grapefruit). Or an espresso martini with a splash of Baileys.

Fries: Skinny, but redeemed by horseradish aioli.

I broke down exactly why this place works (and a couple things I’d change) over on the BMK blog.

05/12/2026

It’s time to make your life a little easier. Let our team handle the cooking so you can make it through May-cember!

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there doing the beautiful, exhausting, invisible work of loving people well.

And especially to my own mom… the original Baller Mom. ❤️

So much of who I am was shaped by watching her show up for people again and again with generosity, resilience, and love.

Hope today feels a little softer, slower, and full of love for all of you.

05/10/2026

Watch as Chef KP explains how she suggests you serve our BMK Oatmeal Breakfast Bake! Decadent breakfast or hearty dessert? We’ll let you decide.

Our baked oatmeal brings the best of both worlds - warm, wholesome oats layered with a touch of yellow cake and topped with fresh summer fruit. It’s baked, frozen, and ready when you are, making those busy mornings (or last-minute sweet cravings) feel effortless.

Just thaw, heat, and serve - whether you’re feeding the family or sneaking a spoonful for yourself. Don’t forget the sweet cream drizzle on top.

One generous 24 oz portion serves 3… but we won’t judge if you keep it all to yourself.

05/07/2026

Family dinner is back—and better than ever.

Welcome to Baller Mom Kitchen: your go-to for family favorites, made from scratch and delivered straight to your door. Complete meals, no shortcuts—just heat, serve, and enjoy.

Family favorites, delivered!

05/07/2026

When it’s 11pm and you’re not ready to go home - but you also don’t want chaos - Dallas is the fallback.
Open until 1am. Easy parking. Swanky, dim, beautiful lighting. You’re paying for the vibe.

Espresso Martini. Old Fashioned. Complimentary bubbles on arrival.
Fries are fine. Spicy Crab Dip or Butter Cake are better.

I broke down exactly why this place works (and a couple things I’d change) over on the BMK blog.

05/07/2026

Set the table without lifting a finger.

Baller Mom Kitchen brings signature grazing tables to life—beautifully styled, thoughtfully curated, and made to impress. From corporate gatherings, to senior teas and celebrations with friends and family, every spread is designed to spark conversation and keep guests coming back for just one more bite.

You bring the people, we’ll bring the wow. Book now at www.ballermomkitchen.com

04/27/2026

That moment when sweet meets heat and suddenly everything makes sense.

"Now that’s how you schmurger." Only a few more days to make it over to to try our Sweet Heat Burger collab. Dine In or Take Away be sure you make time before it's gone! When April ends our Sweet Heat Burger collab will say 'see ya later!' Celebrate Burger Schmurgers 1 year Anniversary on April 30th and grab a Sweet Heat Burger while you're there! What an honor to be their Anniversary Burger of the Month!!!!