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06/18/2026

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitating, she went to him and said ...."you look cute, I like you"

The man out of shøck simply placed his hand on her shoulders and said...
My dear, this love, and infatuation are all nothing, you're too young to be behaving like this.

Please go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life
He then placed a piece of paper in her hand and said...I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you, read them before you go to sleep. God loves you
And he walks away

The girl went back to her hustle in Shāme and gūilt

Before she sleeps she opened the paper and read and it was ......

Are you blīnd? My wife was standing behind me. This is my nūmber, cāll me. Anyway, I love you too.
Chai 🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂

06/17/2026

I don’t know why my father won’t allow my mother to rest! 😕😏

We were all watching a movie 📺. Immediately they showed a scene where two lovers were k!ss!ng deeply 😘💋, my father quickly stood up and entered the bedroom. 🏃‍♂️💨

Then he called my mother to bring him a glass of water. 🚰🥤

I told my mum not to worry, that I would take it to him myself. 😌

Three minutes later, he called my mum again to bring the shirt he left on the chair. 👕😅

I rushed in and gave him the shirt, plus all the other clothes hanging behind the door. 🤣🤣

This time, my mum looked at me with a strange expression 👀🤨 that I still don’t understand till today.

A few seconds later, my father called again and said my mum should come and collect the money she asked him for yesterday. 💵💰

I was about to tell my mum to let me collect it for her, but before I could finish talking, she jumped up and rushed into the room herself! 🏃‍♀️💨😂

Up till now, she has not come out. 🚪🙄

Meanwhile, this is the same person who was complaining a few minutes ago that she was weak and sick. 🤒😩

The door is even locked! 🔒😂

I wonder how much money my father is giving my mother that they haven’t finished counting it. 🤔💸

Must people lock the door just to count money? 😭😂😂

Right now, I want to sweep my daddy’s room. 🧹🚶‍♂️

Should I knock first

🤷‍♂️🚪😂😂😂

06/17/2026

Last weekend, my Yoruba girlfriend invited me to her family house for the first time 😍🏡
She said, “Babe, don’t worry, my parents are very simple people.” 😊
Simple indeed… 😭

When I got there, I saw her father sitting outside with wrapper tied round his chest like someone who just lóst a bét 😳🧣
The man didn’t even greet me — he just said,
“So you’re the young man wåst!ñg my daughter’s data?” 📱😐

I smiled and said, “Good afternoon, sir.” 🙂
He said, “There’s nothing good about this afternoon. Sit down.” 😤🪑

They brought food for me — rice and stew 🍚🍲
As a gentleman, I wanted to impress them, so I decided to eat slowly, like resp0nsible men in Netflix movies 😎🎬

First spoon — normal 😌🥄
Second spoon — fantastic 😋👌
Third spoon — my whole body started sweåtíñg 😭💦

I looked at the stew again… bros, the thing was red like dänger signal 🌶️🚨🔥
But her mother was smiling at me, saying,
“Eat, my son, you’re too lëan.” 😊🍽️
I f0rced another spoon… and that was the beginning of my d0wnfåll 😩⚰️
My eyes turned watery 😭👀

My lips started vibrating like generator plug ⚡😵
The father asked, “Young man, why are you shakíng?” 🤨

I said, “Sir, it’s the anointing.” 😭🙏
He said, “Good! Then take more.” 😏🍲
Before I could pr0test, Mama added another spoon for me 😭➕🥄

… and my d£stiny left my body 💀👻
I started cøughing 🤧, sweatíng 💦, cryíng 😭 and smiling 😅 at the same time
The man looked at me and said,
“Young man, if you can survive my wife’s pepper 🌶️🔥, you can marry my daughter.” 👰
I said,
“Sir, I think your daughter deserves a better mån.” 😭🙌💔
😂

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06/17/2026

😂 VICRIS AND THE TAXI DRIVER 😂
Vicris entered a taxi.
🚕 Driver: "Where are you going?"
😎 Vicris: "Anywhere my money can reach."
The driver looked at him.
🚕 "How much do you have?"
😎 Vicris: "$2."
The driver nodded and started driving.
After 30 seconds, the driver stopped.
🚕 "We're here."
😳 Vicris: "Here? We haven't moved!"
🚕 Driver: "Exactly. Your money finished before the engine started."
🤣🤣🤣
Vicris angrily paid and got down.
Five minutes later he saw the same driver pushing the taxi.
😏 Vicris: "What happened?"
🚕 Driver: "Fuel finished."
😎 Vicris: "Good. Now we're both where our money can reach."
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1. STĪNGY 😼:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️😂🤣No pain, free breath , no sudd...
06/17/2026

1. STĪNGY 😼:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️😂🤣

No pain, free breath , no sudden death😩
Drop heart 💙💙💙 to GOD as appreciation 🙏
The devil will always want you to skip this 😔

2. CØNFUSIØN 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️:- Is when you stêål meat from your mother's pot and you fôrget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂😭🙆‍♂️

3. SHØCK 🧐😳:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feēl your phone🙄😂

4. CĀÚSE TRØÚBLE 😹🖐️:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fåke call with your China phone:☎️📞
🗣️"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disapëâared😂🙆‍♂️??‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨

5. TRØÚBLE 🤧😂:- Is after you have been púnïshed by a soldíer and you clïmbed your bike and shøut 🗣️"Thúndēr firë you" and then, your bike refúsës to start👀🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️😂

6. PRØBLEM 🧐:- Is when you take your girlfriēnd to a bår and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spiçy" 🙄😳😁

7. WÍTCHÇRAFT 🧞‍♀️😹:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw môney, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂😿🙆‍♂️

8. HÉART ATTÅÇK 💔😹:- Is when your girlfriēnd gets prëgnānt and your wife is prëgnānt 😫🤧

9. Wíçkednēss😒:- is wen u fínïsh reading this post and don't reåçt or foll0w profile for more jokes 🖐️🙏💦

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06/17/2026

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll d!e.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

Add yours……..

And tell me Which number you can relate to 🤣

The exam is out of 100, and your score is your battery percentage right now 😁. What's your score? Me: 39 out of 100😢Don'...
06/16/2026

The exam is out of 100, and your score is your battery percentage right now 😁.
What's your score?

Me: 39 out of 100😢

Don't spoil the fun 🤣

06/16/2026

A man suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he traveled to his village to consult a powerful juju man. 🧙🏾‍♂️🔮

After listening carefully, the juju man said:

👉 “Come back in two weeks and bring me a sample of sand from your compound.”

The man agreed. 🤔

Two weeks later, he returned with a small bag of sand. 🚶🏾‍♂️🏜️

The juju man performed all sorts of rituals, chanted mysterious words, shook some cowries, and finally looked up with a serious face. 😳🔮

He said:

🧙🏾‍♂️ “My son… I don’t know if you can handle what I’m about to tell you.”

The man replied:

👨🏾 “Go ahead. I want to know the truth.”

The juju man took a deep breath and said:

😱 “The two boys you call your sons are not your children!”

😱 “Your daughter is dating FIVE different men!”

😱 “And your wife is pregnant… for your younger brother!”

🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

To the juju man’s surprise, the man suddenly burst into laughter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The juju man frowned and asked:

🧙🏾‍♂️ “Why are you laughing after hearing such terrible news?”

The man wiped his tears of laughter and said:

👨🏾 “I don’t know if YOU can handle what I’m about to tell you.”

The juju man replied confidently:

🧙🏾‍♂️ “Go ahead.”

The man said:

😅 “I was running late today and forgot to bring sand from my compound…”

😅 “So I quickly dug up some sand from YOUR compound and brought it instead!”

🏃🏾‍♂️💨🏃🏾‍♂️💨🏃🏾‍♂️💨

The juju man froze. 😳

Then he screamed:

🧙🏾‍♂️💥 “JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!!!” 💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Moral of the story: Before exposing other people’s secrets, make sure you’re not standing on them! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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06/16/2026

Interviewer: I just told you to leave and that we’ll get back to you, and you immediately brought out chewing gum and started chewing it right in my presence.

Vicris:Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or sm0ke.

Interviewer: You mean you drink and sm0ke, and you expect us to employ you in our company?!

Vicris: Sir, I only drink and sm0ke when I go to the club.

Interviewer: You go clubbing too?!

Vicris : I’m sorry, sir. I started clubbing after I got out of pris0n.

Interviewer: You’ve been to prison before? Oh my God! I think it’s high time you leave my office!

Vicris: Sorry, sir. I went to jãil when I k!llêd someone.

Interviewer: What?! You’re a k!llêr?!

Vicris: Sir, I was angry because a certain man once told me to leave and that he would get back to me while I was struggling to find a job… so I k!llêd him.

Interviewer: You’re highly welcome, my friend. You’re on the right track. You’re absolutely the right man for this job. 😂😂😂

Her: baby I am...Him: what?Her: I'm prégnant.Him: who is the father?Her: it's you.Him: but bb, we hadn't made love yet.H...
06/16/2026

Her: baby I am...
Him: what?
Her: I'm prégnant.
Him: who is the father?
Her: it's you.
Him: but bb, we hadn't made love yet.
Her: it's true, this child is not yours. But I love you.
Him: OK I understand, this is your ex's child.
Her: yes.
Him: I will take care of this child as if it were my bloôd.
Her: wow thank you bb, I love you.

Keep reading, I know if it was about God, you were going to ignore.

God: today I am proud to see my childrén.
Satan: what childrén?
God: those who read this message.
Satan: those who read are also my children.
God: Okay, let's see who they belong to.
Satan: Okay, very good. You'll see, my kids will scroll without reacting
God: my people will say "God is great" and they will share

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