09/30/2026
Michael Lambard made it look easy, but putting this skeleton up took 4½ hours, approximately 700 arguments, and three dramatic “I will never do this again” declarations…. We bickered, blamed each other, and both thought we were the only one who knew what we were doing. By the end, we had a skeleton on the porch and a marriage held together by Halloween spirit and sheer stubbornness 💀😂