04/01/2026
LOVE IT!!!😅
✨ INTRODUCING THE DOODLE PIG™ ✨
The world’s first designer hypoallergenic swine!
Are you bored with boring, run-of-the-mill house pigs? Do you crave fluff? Chaos? A roto-rooting engine in a 500-lb package?
Say hello to the Doodle Pig™ - the luxury cross between "A Very Nice Piggy" and "Garden Tilling Machine."
🌪 Signature Features
The Coat
• 5 inches of aggressively optimistic curls.
• Collects burrs, leaves, and emotional baggage.
• Requires blow-drying stronger than your marriage.
The Temperament
• Friendly? Yes.
• Smart? Too smart.
• Snout? 6 inches into the dirt.
• Will open the fridge to get snacks.
• Will break the lock on the fridge to get to snacks.
• Will knock over the whole fridge to get to snacks.
The Eyes
• Permanently hungry.
• Always searching for snacks.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What discipline are they bred for?
Attention.
What is the best indoor setup to keep them contained?
Good luck.
Are the potty trained?
Yes but they will spite p*e inside if breakfast is late 1 minute.
Are they hypoallergenic?
Emotionally, yes.
Are they trainable?
Built like motherf'in “train.”
The Doodle Pig™
For pig owners who looked at a functional, purpose-bred animal and thought:
“Needs more fluff."
